This Week We Went To Prom And Got Incarcerated

  • You sent us your prom pictures! There were many a mullet. We bet that one of you slept with your mulleted prom dates in the back of a Trans Am.
  • Judge Judy will always be our superhero.
  • We met a profesh douche named Dmitri.
  • Anne Hathaway's No goodnick (now ex) boyfriend Raffaello Follieri turned out to be a total con artist. Instead of yachting on the Riviera, he's going to be yelping at Rikers.
  • We fell in love with Mary Kate Olsen just a little.
  • It's Friday. Shake your insured booty all weekend long.