kids 142 12,177 Kid’s Hilarious Valentine Totally Nails the Parent-Child Relationship

dirt bag 138 22,148 Jennifer Aniston Says She’s Really Into ‘Laser Porn’

food 118 2,539 Bread: Another Food That Is Trying to Kill You

mother load 107 25,561 For How Many Seconds, Exactly, Can You Leave Your Baby Alone?

sex 75 30,717 Young People Totally Think They’re Infertile

roe v world 62 19,764 Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ Clause to Oklahoma’s Personhood Bill

unforced errors 57 11,355 NBC Snubs Miss Deaf America During Super Bowl Broadcast

rip 53 5,824 Florence Green, the Last Surviving WWI Veteran, Has Died at 110

child abuse 53 22,323 Just How Bad Is Child Abuse in America? Very.

badvertising 49 15,850 Black Model Little More Than a Prop in Scottish Catalog

crime 43 3,673 Manhattan DA Will Not Charge Greg Kelly With Rape

disgrace for the cure 42 30,638 Noted Liar Karen Handel Defensively Resigns From Komen

plan b 39 10,266 University Scandalizes Everyone With Whorish Plan B Vending Machine

babies 38 7,657 Spoon-Feeding Your Baby Will Probably Make Her Fat and Ruin Her Life

horrible 37 21,653 ‘Semen Tasting’ School Replaces Entire Staff

ew 36 17,023 Muscle Leggings Prove Fashion Is More Than Skin Deep

breast feeding 35 49,695 The Very Best Hat for a Breast-Feeding Baby

dead people 30 17,909 Worst Day at Work Ever: Real Estate Agent Walks Into House and Finds a Corpse

parenting 27 14,607 Woman Sues New York City for $900 Trillion

sports 27 5,704 ESPN Creates Special Place for People to Complain about Female Sports Commentators