Have you heard the news? Latarian Milton - the little boy who stole his grandma's SUV, totaled it, and decided that his punishment should be "no video games for like a weekend" - will appear on Judge Judy this fall. His grandmother is suing his mother for damages to her car. We're like peeing our pants in anticipation of what JJ will say to this kid. So we decided to play make believe and create a comic strip of what might just happen during his episode. The matchup, after the jump.