Shove It

Meet Jeffrey Barrier. He stood on a chair at Aloha Tanning in Cincinnati, Ohio and used his cell phone to take pictures of a naked 35-year-old woman in a tanning room. When questioned by cops, Jeffrey claimed he didn't have a camera; he was searched by the Sheriff's office, where they found Jeff's cell phone… in his anus. Dude is charged with disorderly conduct for taking the photos and obstructing official business for hampering a police investigation. Feel free to insert (heh) your own "butt of a joke" comments. [The Smoking Gun]