Mario Lopez, A Big Hairy Liar?

Mario Lopez was recently named People's Hottest Bachelor, though some of you strongly disagreed. In addition to your speculation that his Calvins were more codpiece than Little Mario, Star Magazine has definitive evidence that Mario waxes his chest despite his protestation otherwise. Click the picture to see what Queerty calls the "three hairs on his tits." You just know Slater would never have waxed. [People, Star Magazine, Queerty]