The most disturbing fact about Kellie Thomas, the Florida woman who pulled a so-called "dine and dash" on a $1225 Botox bill last week? The kid was born in 1984 — incidentally, September 11, 1984 — meaning: 1. She was, true to her generation, sufficiently oblivious to the news as to not know she was the target of a manhunt and mostly concerned that her boyfriend would find out. 2. A little young to even think about wanting Botox, yes? Virgos are perfectionists, but shit. Check the "Before/After" shots that led to her arrest by clicking the pic. [TheSmokingGun]

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