Cat Deeley is on the cover of Eve. Cat Deeley is probably the most boring of the celebrities I have learned about being here so it makes sense she lives in LA now. She is buying a house with her yoga teacher, which seems sort of like a British-transplant-in-LA thing to do. She just read The Kite Runner. My mom and millions of other people read that but I have not. She doesn't think there's a big difference between British and American men, all she wants is one — oh, this is exotic — who can "make me laugh." In other news, Eve, which seems like a slightly prettier Marie Claire, interviews a woman who takes her baby clubbing and some scientist on why triangular sandwiches taste better (they actually don't) and seems to spend a lot of pages on the subject of self-tanners.

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