Last night on Denise Richards: It's Complicated, Denise's girlfriends surprised her with a Passion Party (one of those in-home sex toy demonstration/sales parties). The sales woman, oddly enough, looks just like my Aunt Joanie, who, BTW, makes a living doing in-home candle sales parties for a company called Party Lites. But that personal creepiness aside, what struck me most about this whole thing is that they blurred out some of the more "offensive" sex toys, probably the ones that look most like penises. Why is it that E! will willingly show Kim Kardashian's bare ass, but not an inanimate object? Also, I watch E! all the time, and have seen plenty of dicks on there, namely, Ryan Seacrest.

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