Jezebel
- We were shocked and appalled to discover that Strawberry Shortcake had been given a berry slutty makeover by her corporate overlords.
- As much as we love the Shortcake, she'd make a really dumb, potentially deal-breaking tattoo.
- This week was mad girly, yo: Omg Unicorns!
- Also, Panda Sex!
- Almost as embarrassing as catching two pandas in flagrante is witnessing two dudes in the throes of a passionate mancrush.
- It's almost as excruciating as this sad tale of star cross'd nursing home lovers.
- So, like Lauren Hutton did, massage your ladyparts with an award statuette and ride your own personal unicorn off into the sunset. It's Friday!
