Lauren Hutton won a sort of lifetime achievement "Beauty Icon" award at Bravo's A-List awards, which aired last night, and her acceptance speech was, um, interesting. If not completely drug addled. Hutton began by saying, "I've been up for 46 hours. It's a long story, but a good one." We believe her! A reader who attended the awards told us that Hutton rubbed the statue she received on her crotch and simulated masturbation, but Bravo only showed her from the waist-up at that point. Clip above.

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