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Experts calculate that the total cost of Strawberry Shortcake's new look, including facelift, eyelift, nose job and freckle removal, would top $23,000! "Between the hair, the eyes, clothes and nose," observes a plastic surgeon, "Shortcake’s new look is much too extreme for real life because it’s so obvious, like that makeover TV show The Swan." [MainStreet]
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