Last night was the premiere of Celebrity Circus. There was spandex, fire, interesting eyeshadow, and Joey Fatone, yet this thing wasn't even campy enough to hold my attention. The only good part was Stacey Dash. (Seriously, how fucking gorgeous is she? Shocked when we Wiki'd her and saw that she's 42!) She admitted in the beginning of her interview that she's best known for playing Dionne from Clueless—a movie that's 12 years old. Anyway, Stacey broke her ribs and the doctor told her to take a break for a couple of weeks. But Stacey decided to push on because she "doesn't have the ability to quit." Which is celebrity-speak for "my agent and I have already cashed the check." Clip above.