Angelina Jolie: "Shocked" By Twins

  • "We weren't expecting twins. So it did shock us, and we jumped to six [children] quickly. But we like a challenge." That's Angelina Jolie speaking! She also says pregnancy is "great for the sex life." Hahaha, wow. Really? Do tell! "It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full." Blushing now! [People via Entertainment Weekly]
  • Ooh, and remember Brad's tattoo? Angie says: "I drew that. We went to Davos [Switzerland]. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back...The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like." [E! via Entertainment Weekly]
  • Whee! Angelina might be in the new Muppets movie! [Hollywood Rag]
  • Oh, and Maddox is enrolled at a local school in Brignoles, France. He's gonna spend the summer parlaying Français so he's ready for classes in the fall. [E!]
  • Breaking: David and Victoria Beckham took the boys to Disneyland yesterday and Posh wore flats. Take a moment, breathe deeply. [ONTD]
  • Madonna's brother has written a tell-alll! "It's extremely graphic and devastating," a source says. Christopher Ciccone apparently wrote it "on the sly" without telling his famous sister. The book should hit the shelves next month… [Page Six]
  • Another juicy book: Lynne Spears's memoir about raising famous daughters will hit stores in September. Mere months after her unwed teenager gives birth! [People]
  • Now that Lily Allen is in Los Angeles, she's being hounded by paparazzi. "Not that I'm complaining, they were perfectly pleasant," she says. "In fact we had a bit of a laugh with them and I quite fancied one of them." [People]
  • Heidi Klum says she and Seal may have one more kid. They need to have another girl! [People]
  • Britney Spears hung out with Mel Gibson at a cigar club in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. Apparently their relationship has the quality of an "ongoing guidance session." Jesus. No, really. Jesus. [People]
  • Nicole Richie reality show? Why not? She was funny on Simple Life. [Just Jared]
  • Forbes named Oprah as the world's most poweful celebrity. Again. [Reuters]
  • Were Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston in a "beach battle"? [Daily Star]
  • Timbaland got married! The bride is a music executive named Monique; the couple were wed in Virginia while wearing sweatpants. They'll have a more formal ceremony in Aruba later this month. [Us]
  • Tom Cruise's lawyer kinda called Dr. Drew Pinsky a Nazi. Kinda. [Page Six]
  • Say dasvidanya to Amy Winehouse: She's performing tonight for a Russian billionaire. In Moscow! [Page Six]
  • Oh — a couple has been charged with conspiracy to supply drugs to Amy Winehouse. [The Sun]
  • Producer Scott Storch owes $46,000 in child support, $500,000 in unpaid property taxes and $5,000 in school tuition for his 16-year-old son. [TMZ]
  • Remember actress Susan Saint James? She was "Kate" on Kate & Allie! She got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Anyone ever watch that show? [ET]
  • Members of Motley Crue are suing their management. Again. [TMZ]
  • "On weekends, my friends and I would go out and get into fights with kids from other neighborhoods. One night we were scrapping with these guys in [Brooklyn's] Prospect Park, around the corner from my house, when all of a sudden I heard this pop and felt a hit under my left eye. It turned out I'd been shot. It was only a pellet gun, but it hurt pretty bad . . . That was my first and last gang fight." — Neil Diamond. [Page Six]