Jessica Alba: New Mother Of A Baby Girl

  • Jessica Alba popped! It's a girl. New daddy Cash Warren says, "She's beautiful." [Us]
  • Brokeback Mountain: The opera. Coming soon! Or actually, spring 2013. But that's only 5 years away! [Reuters]
  • There are rumors flying around that Miley Cyrus has a 22-year-old boyfriend, but take 'em with a grain of salt. [A Socialite's Life]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were seen at a tattoo studio in Hollywood over the weekend. Don't you kind of wish they would each get half a heart that is only complete when they are together? Or is that just me? [ET]
  • Does Paul Newman have lung cancer??? [Daily Express]
  • L.A. baby boutique Petit Trésor is always drumming up publicity for itself and claiming to outfit celebrity nurseries; today the store says the Jolie-Pitts have purchased organza bassinets ($800), Versailles-style cribs ($3,200) with matching changing tables ($2,800), armoires ($4,500) and silk gliders. They even installed two pink crystal chandeliers for the girls at a cost of $899 each. This is the same store Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sent a cease and desist letter to, saying "Petit Trésor is trying to get publicity for themselves by telling the press that celebrities are shopping in their store when they're not." So keep that in mind. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Chris Rock was pranked by being fake-arrested in South Africa for a reality show… Was Ashton Kutcher involved? [ET]
  • Pharrell! In space! He totally bought a ticket for Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic! [Mirror]
  • Katie Price, aka Brit "glamour model" Jordan, says she is selling her breast implants on eBay for £1 million, but I couldn't find them. [Mirror]
  • Speaking of implants, cough cough, Christina Aguilera will breastfeed until her kid turns two because she loves her E-cup boobs. [PopCrunch]
  • John Mayer has been driving Jennifer Aniston's cars. It's true love! [UPI]
  • Heidi Montag plans to win an Oscar. Hahahahahaha. Wow. [JustJared]
  • Sienna Miller's ex, Rhys Ifans, has been texting Sienna, begging her to change her mind about dumping him. [The Sun]
  • As previously reported, Paris Hilton is not pregnant. We know for sure because she was seen drinking. [UPI]
  • Matthew McConaughey does not have any plans to marry his baby mama Camila Alves. We'll see. [UPI]
  • Patrick Swayze's TV project has been greenlighted by A&E and will start filming this summer. He continues to respond well to his treatment for pancreatic cancer, yay. [People]
  • Snoop Dogg to Beyoncé and Jay-Z: "Go home and make babies. They should, that's the next step as far as marriage, having kids ... add on to the family, so hopefully that's what they'll do." [People]
  • Anne Heche reached a divorce settlement: She must pay ex-husband Coley Laffoon a $275,000 lump sum and $3,700 per month in child support for their 6-year-old son. That's a lot of money, but less than the $15,000 a month support Anne was supposed to pay. [People]
  • Soon-to-be-new-dad-of-Nicole-Kidman's-baby Keith Urban doesn't know what a onesie is. [People]
  • Lynda "Wonder Woman" Carter found a body floating in the Potomac River in Washington, D.C. last week and told fisherman to call the cops. [E!]
  • Rihanna's boobs are real, FYI. [Daily Star]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio will star in Atari, about the "father" of the videogame system. [ET]
  • Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic rant two years ago has not made him a pariah in Hollywood, so there's that. [Page Six]
  • The dude that used to do public relations for Plato's Retreat sex club says new series Swingtown is very similar to a sitcom he pitched. Are any of you guys watching that show? [Page Six]
  • Mischa Barton's new boyfriend, Rooney guitarist Taylor Locke, apparently "mopes," aww. [Page Six]
  • Kate Moss pitched a fit at an Agent Provocateur party when she was not allowed to enter the bathroom with three friends. "But I'm hosting the event," she argued. Rules are rules, so Kate and her gang left. [Page Six]
  • Blind item #1! "Which star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He's spreading herpes around town like wildfire." Blind item #2! "Which gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she's often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady." Blind item #3! "Which hit TV show's cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls." [Page Six]
  • Jay Leno is trying to figure out how he can help Tonight Show veteran Ed McMahon, who faces foreclosure on his house. Here's an idea: Cash. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Padma Lakshmi recently had gynecological surgery for endometriosis, but she is recovering well — she went to a benefit for indigenous people on Thursday. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Warren G — known for working with Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and step-brother Dr. Dre — was pulled over in Hollywood and found to be in possession of marijuana, shocker. [TMZ]
  • Larry Birkhead has purchased a new 10,000-square-foot, six-bedroom house in Louisville, KY. Perhaps we can stop hearing from him or thinking about him very soon. [UPI]
  • Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge swear things will work out between them eventually. But for now there's tension. And if they make up it will be in front of cameras, of course! [People]
  • "[British soldiers] are always whining about the dangers of being killed. Oh my God, they are such whimps now! The whole point of being the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000 ft. above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don't think there is any point in having wars if that's how you're going to behave. It's pathetic. All this whining!" — Rupert Everett. [TMZ]