Remember during Britney's darkest days, when she was washing down sedatives with "purple drank?" A company has capitalized on Brit's quest for oblivion, and is now marketing something called Drank, an "anti-energy drink," and according to BoingBoing, "The grape-flavored drink is fortified with melatonin, valerian root, and rose hips." The Voice adds this from Drank's press release: "From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind." Nothing says stress-free like a giant bottle of faux Dimetapp! [ BoingBoing, Village Voice]

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