Who among us hasn't had a little too much to drink one night and woken up next to someone you just sorta wished wasn't there anymore? Hell, I've done that sober. And then you either gotta make up some excuse like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I've got to work," or be a bitch and straight-up ask him to leave or, in the worst case scenario, suffer through breakfast or whatever while he tries the same charming act that got him laid last night because you were drunk. Well, the medical device company Whiz Biz, makers of the Whiz Freedom, have a better plan, as shown above. It's actually a real company that originally designed its products for mobility-impaired women, but who's gonna argue with something that lets you pee standing up and doesn't look like a big green dildo? Its only real flaw is that I'm not sure you could write your name in the snow with it, but it does repel skeezy bar flies like nobody's business.
Whiz Biz: Are You Sure You Slept With A Woman? [YouTube]
Related: WhizBiz [Official Site]
Earlier: The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up