By
Jessica,
4:40 PM on Fri May 30 2008,
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- Unless you're living in a closet on Mars, you know that the Sex and the City movie premiered today.
- Slut Machine live blogged it wearing flip flops and eating some skittles. Suck on that, Louboutin wearers.
- The only part of the Sex and the City franchise that we're not sick of is Pat Field and her fabulous, gay, Payless lifestyle.
- Tyra Banks revealed her plans for world domination in the New York Times.
- TyTy sort of looked like a Bratz doll on that Times Mag cover; Bratz are also involved in world domination schemes
Instead of casting a black actress in the forthcoming movie Stuck, they decided to get Mena Suvari in cornrows. Sigh.
We didn't get cornrows at summer camp. We hated it anyway.
But remember, even in a world where teenage Starbucks-swillers rob girl scouts without remorse, there are still puppies who nurse orphaned baby bunnies, and isn't that a world worth drinking in?