Steven Tyler: Only His Feet Are In Rehab

  • Steven Tyler says his "trademark athletic performances" injured his feet and that's why he's in rehab. He explains: "The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet." A. May. Zing. Who knew rehab was like a chilly pool? You can just dip your toes in it! [TMZ]
  • Michael Lohan: Looking for Lindsay! Apparently he heard she was in New York with Sam Ronson and was kind of hanging around her hotel even though she has no interest in seeing him. A source says: "Michael was staking out the lobby and waiting for Lindsay to make an appearance. It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that she hadn't arrived." [Page Six]
  • Alicia Keys is on strict vocal rest when not performing, so she only whispered at a recent photo shoot. And that's why she is not speaking to you. [Page Six]
  • Shocker: Scarlett Johannson's album is not selling very well. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • As previously reported, Clay Aiken has impregnated someone. Artificially, of course. [Yahoo News]
  • Lance Armstrong hung out on the set of Bride Wars yesterday so he could be close to new ladyfriend Kate Hudson. [Page Six]
  • Amy Winehouse has confirmed she will sing at the huge concert in honor of Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday. Also performing: Annie Lennox, Simple Minds, Leona Lewis, Sugababes, Razorlight and a dozen South African artists. It all goes down in London's Hyde Park on June 27. [The Star]
  • Rihanna's "people" have banned her from seeing rumored boyfriend Chris Brown while she promotes her new single. Love: too distracting? [Mirror]
  • Charlie Sheen is set to wed fiancée Brooke Mueller tonight, and Brooke may already be pregnant. Will Denise Richards be pissed? Will she crash with a camera crew? It's hard to muster interest, isn't it? [Rush & Molloy]
  • "They had a really hard time trying to make her look good. Her legs were even worse than [last month's cover model] Blake Lively's." — A spy at the Nylon magazine shoot with Mischa Barton. Tsk, tsk, nasty talk. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Britney Spears still can't take part in the litigation process, a court commissioner says. She's still not fit. Her doctor wants to do additional testing soon, though. [People]
  • Toni Braxton's Vegas shows have been canceled so she can focus on her health. The singer has not performed since being hospitalized April 7 with chest pains. Get well! [E!]
  • Jared Leto is hosting the MTV Asia Awards in Malaysia. [ONTD]
  • So you know how Mark Ronson is dating Daisy Lowe, Gavin Rossdale's 18-year-old daughter? This paper says she "smokes fags, gets tattoo and snogs Doherty's on/off girlfriend." Well she is 18. Not sure what the big deal is. [The Sun]
  • The "other woman" in Shania Twain's split from her husband of 14 years says she did not have an affair with Mutt Lange. [People]
  • Zac Hanson of Hanson and his wife Kate welcomed a son on Tuesday. [People]
  • Kathleen Turner says when she was making Romancing The Stone, she was attracted to Michael Douglas. "He was hot, he was steaming, our clothes kept on getting less and less. I started to feel serious, serious stirrings here for this man. And just when I thought 'this could be serious', his wife came to visit the set. And that was that. You know, don't get in the middle of a relationship." Whoa. Hot. Gonna rent that this weekend. [Telegraph]
  • Heath Ledger's family will travel from Australia to New York for the premiere of The Dark Knight. [Fox News]
  • An FBI expert testified at the R. Kelly trial and said that the male and the female on the video tape in question were not computer-generated or altered. But! He also said he wasn't in a position to say if the male on the tape was actually R. Kelly or a look-alike. [USA Today]
  • American Idol alum Sanjaya Malakar is starring in a campaign for Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company. He experiments with his hair in the spot, naturally. [People]
  • Michael Jackson was supposed to sing live on the American Idol finale but backed out 24 hours before, saying, "I can't do it. Everyone will hate me." Sigh. Tragic. [The Sun]
  • Mel Brooks is closing his LA-Based production company, Brooksfilms. [Page Six]
  • RIP Harvey Korman of The Carol Burnett Show and Blazing Saddles. [NY Times, TMZ]