Sex And The City: Blooper Filled, Boring?

  • OMG the day is almost here! Are you ready? Huge stars, huge film! And! Apparently you can see the boom mic in several scenes of Sex And The City: The Movie! Tacky! [Perez Hilton]
  • The dude who plays Steve has never watched an episode of Sex And The City. "I don't like seeing myself," David Eigenberg says. "I don't know what all this hoopla is." [NY Mag]
  • Ashlee Simpson, now Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is, as predicted, pregnant. Pete Wentz has confirmed it on his website: "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family." [People]
  • As mentioned yesterday, Madonna has finally been granted full custody of adopted son David Banda. The Malawian judge said she and Guy Ritchie are "perfect parents." And by perfect he means filthy rich, with a lot of time on their hands. [The Sun]
  • The R. Kelly trial abruptly adjourned yesterday after one of Kelly's lawyers said he received a call from a mystery man who claimed to have information that could help the defense. Dramatic! And possibly true! [USA Today]
  • CSI star Gary Dourdan pleaded guilty to cocaine and Ecstasy possession yesterday. Then he flashed the peace sign as he left court. [People]
  • Gary won't go to jail on his drug charges, however. He has to do 30 hours of a "diversion program" and then his case will be dismissed. [USA Today]
  • Sharon Stone has apologized for her karma remarks regarding the earthquake in China. She says: "Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people. I am willing to take part in the relief work of China's earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people." Dior has dropped her from its Chinese ads. [Yahoo News]
  • Sex Pistols singer Johnny Rotten on Britney Spears: "She has been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music. I haven't written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I'd like to help out because there's a girl who needs some help." [Sydney Morning Herald]
  • Nicole Kidman: Maybe having a boy. [Sydney Morning Herald]
  • Producer and singer Ne-Yo says that Lindsay Lohan can actually sing. He wrote the track "Bossy" for her upcoming album and says, "She did a ridiculously fabulous job. I was so shocked I had to call her and apologize for what I was thinking because she did so good. I think the world is gonna be surprised." [People]
  • Meanwhile, Lindsay's appearance didn't really boost Ugly Betty's ratings. Were people expecting it to? [E!]
  • Mischa Barton: Missing in action at promotional events in Cannes. Where do you think she is? [Page Six]
  • Kim Kardashian is selling crap out of her closet on eBay for charity. Bandage dresses and Jimmy Choo boots! [ET]
  • Oh, and there's a Kim K impostor, who is being paid to pretend to be Kim. The impostor is, uh, interesting-looking. [The Sun]
  • Mariah Carey threw the first pitch at a baseball game in Tokyo, wearing a tiny jacket, short-shorts and four inch heels. Of course. [Mirror]
  • David Hasslehoff in a leather shirt, ew. [Mirror]
  • OMFG: Blanket Jackson, unmasked. [The Sun]
  • Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell says of her daughter Bluebell, 2: "In my early 20s I was very fame-hungry. Bluebell's taught me to love myself because she loves me so much. I've watched her teach her children really good manners. I've learned from her example." [Mirror]
  • A reported "expressed confidence" that Katie Couric would prevail in the news race. Katie replied, "Don't worry about me. I'm OK." [Fox News]
  • Denzel Washington was at this bar in my neighborhood and ordered champagne, which he couldn't open. I didn't even think this place had champagne. [Page Six]
  • A fourth Beverly Hills Cop movie has been scheduled for summer 2010. And yeah, Eddie Murphy will star. Hollywood: No new ideas. [E!]
  • Rod Stewart orders oxygen kits to be on standby backstage in his tour rider. [Mirror]
  • JK Rowling has written an 800-word outline of a Harry Potter prequel. It's being auctioned for charity June 10. [Reuters]
  • This Dark Knight Got Milk? ad is kind of weird. Batman and dairy don't seem right together. [E!]
  • Pictures of Anderson Cooper with Muppets! [ONTD]
  • Um, a musical version of Little House On The Prairie? Starring Melissa Gilbert. Yes and yes. [Variety]
  • Tori Spelling and her hubby tried running a bed and breakfast for their reality show Tori & Dean: Inn Love, and now they will return to Hollywood for the third season of the show, called Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. Maybe next they'll do Tori & Dean: Last Chance Motel. [E!]
  • Raven Symone's biggest fan — who ran her fan site — has quit and closed the site! The man known as Derrick writes, "This was supposed to be the best year for Raven professionally and she wasted it!" [Perez Hilton]
  • Dinner with Pamela Anderson is up for bids at an auction in Abu Dhabi benefiting the Make-A-Wish Foundation. How much would you pay? [Reuters]
  • A lawyer says a deposition by Keanu Reeves should not be sealed because Keanu is "certainly not more important than the president of the United States" and no more "popular than O.J. Simpson, whose deposition and in fact entire trial proceedings were televised." [E!]
  • The Tom Cruise web site devoted to Tom Cruise is ready, at TomCruise.com. [Yahoo News]