"Avoiding dying alone at all costs is no longer the primary goal for many of today's women…Every year, millions of educated females discover that they can be just as underappreciated and ignored in the workplace as they can while doting on loutish and inattentive boyfriends." From an Onion article entitled "Report: Women Increasingly Choosing Dead-End Careers Over Dead-End Relationships." Other gems include: "Technical and repair professions with zero prospects for advancement are no longer viewed solely as the realm of males…Women have proved that they are just as adept as men at frittering their lives away in soul-crushing vocations," and, "Women still average a 7 percent more abysmal salary than the already pathetic income of their male counterparts." [The Onion]