D Holes

Dunkin Donuts has pulled an ad featuring Rachael Ray wearing a black and white silk paisley scarf after right-wing bloggers like Michelle Malkin complained that it looked like a keffiyeh and questioned whether people should boycott DD because of it. Does Malkin have donuts for brains? Seriously, did she really think that Rachael Ray or any of the other douches who wear keffiyeh-esque scarves as a fashion statement are Islamic jihad sympathizers? Dunkin Donuts issued a statement saying, "Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial." So it turns out that everyone in that company is a moron, from the execs to the 17-year-old kid who never understands that "black" means "no milk." (But their apple crumb donuts are like made from fluffy, sweet clouds in heaven.) [Boston Globe]