In honor of the holiday weekend, Jezebel will be publishing on an amended/shortened schedule today (we're off all day Monday). However, we'll still be running our favorite Friday features — Missdemeanors, Fine Lines — in addition to various pictures and posts, so do stay with us until 4:20's 'Pot Psychology'. As for the holiday itself, we wish everyone a safe and enjoyable weekend, and at the risk of sounding, you know, sincere, please do take a moment this weekend to give thanks to the men and women who have given — and are giving — their lives while serving our country.

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