amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS 2008 benefit was held last night in Cannes, and... wow. Just wow. (Right now I'm geeking out on too much coffee, cigarettes and, you know, the fact that it's Friday.) Everyone showed up in support: Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Natalie Portman, and even Sharon Stone. Some were fugly (see Stone), some were clueless (Samantha Morton much?), but most were fantastic. What a great way to end my first guest-blogging week! Check out my favorite and least-favorite fashions after the jump, and learn more about amfAR's good work here.














The Good

amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

I love Joely Richardson in this Beetlejuice-esque number.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

This is supposedly Julia Restoin-Roitfeld but she looks different here, right? Whoever it is, she looks stunning.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good


If I had gams like Lily Donaldson, I'd sleep in this dress.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Dear Madonna, I dare you to be my BFF and give me all your hand-me-downs. (Truth: she wouldn't give me the time of day.)




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good


Mary J. Blige can do no wrong and if you disagree with me, I will cut you.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good


Margharita Missoni has a great name, a great fortune, and a great dress.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good


Natalia gets my vote for best dress. She looks like the Chrysler building. That's a good thing!




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Petra looks flawless. She was smart not to wear a necklace and direct all eye-contact to her boobs. Thank you pretty lady.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

And last but not least, enter my new obsession: this couple. Sam Riley played Ian Curtis in that movie Control (which gave me like, 69 orgasms), and his girlfriend Alexandra Maria Lara was in the movie as well.







The Bad

amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Amira Casar, aka Frumpy Cold Medina.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Natalie Portman? More like Gnar Gnar Binks.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

I love me a Juliette Lewis, but she's working a Miss Hannigan look here. I also love me a Miss Hannigan but that's beside the point.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Cecile Cassel . The hipster headband is soooo yesterday.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Natasha Poly is wearing a dress that's giving me an MC Escher vibe




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Zhang Ziyi, step it up for crying out loud! "This isn't a dinner party, honey." (Name that movie)







The Ugly

amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Rose McGowan is wearing all the Mood leftovers that the Project Runway contestants ended up not using.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Tamara Beckwith looks like every girl who tried to beat me up in high school. In other words, she looks like an asshole from Long Island.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

What happens in Vegas is incidentally what also happens to Sharon Stone when she dresses like a cougar.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Samantha Morton. Don't get me wrong, I love a good garbage bag; they're useful and what not! I just wouldn't attach sheer sleeves to mine and wear it a fancy party is all.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Orange you glad I couldn't think of anything better to write for Judith Godreche's big ugly dress?




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

I find it hard to believe that Milla Jovovitch thinks she looks good in this truly mediocre outfit. Plus, only 7 year olds and most of my friends can get away with wearing their hair like that.




amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

Is it just me, or don't you think it's a little weird how Denise Rich tried this on and was like "This is it! Look out amFAR's here I come!"

amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

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