• Charlie Sheen's friends are calling Denise Richards a liar: She says she's doing a reality show to make money and support her children; they say she "gets more than enough money from Charlie to never have to work, much less do a reality show that exploits the kids." Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support and previously received $60,000 a month (tax-free) for two years in alimony. Anybody think they could give it a try and raise two kids on that awfully paltry sum? [Page Six]
  • Also something about Denise wanting to use Charlie as a sperm donor but frankly, these two don't interest me at all. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wedding photo! WTF is that dog wearing? [People]
  • Jodie Foster dumped her lesbian lover after falling for another woman on a film set! Apparently Jodie cheated on movie producer girlfriend Cydney Bernard with screenwriter Cindy Mort. Scandal! [The Sun]
  • Jessica Alba's secret wedding Monday "surprised even good friends." [People]
  • Four witnesses have identified the young woman on video in the R. Kelly trial. The defense says maybe R Kelly's head was digitally added to someone else's body. [Yahoo News]
  • 60 Minutes correspondent Lesley Stahl gave a commencement speech at Jesuit-run Loyola College and used the word pusillanimous, then told the crowd, it "doesn't have anything to do with pussy." Hahaha, oh shit. [Page Six]
  • The National Enquirer says Vince Vaughn is concerned about Jennifer Aniston falling for John Mayer and is warning her about the bad-boy musician. Uh, whatever. [MSNBC]
  • Heather Mills was told to tear down a marquee she built at her home without permission. It's for parties. [Mirror]
  • Tori Spelling was indulging in Baskin Robbins's "bump day" (soft-serve ice cream for pregnant women) even though soft-serve is supposed to be a health risk for knocked up chicks. [TMZ]
  • If you want to see the "other woman" who split up Shania Twain and Mutt Lange, click here. [People]
  • JR Rotem, the producer who once said that he "fucked Britney wheelbarrow style" is confirming that they are working in the studio together. Her new album is in the "experimental stages." Looking forward to it. [People]
  • Mick Jagger was spotted feeling on some chick's booty while his girlfriend was just a few feet away, oblivious. When you start him up he'll never stop. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Zach Braff has hideous luggage. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Blind item! "Which two beyond-famous actor pals have late-night cocaine parties, much to their wives' dismay? They start at 3 a.m. and rage until sunrise - and we hear a rehabbed starlet has joined them for several sessions." [Rush & Molloy]
  • The five-year-old daughter of Christian singer Steven Curtis Chapman was killed last night when a car driven by one of her older brothers hit her in the family's driveway. Tragic. And also: Unless you're actually in the Serengeti, SUVs are evil. [TMZ]
  • Is Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly dating New York Yankee Derek Jeter? Do you care? [Page Six]
  • Nick Cannon left his boys' weekend to be by Mariah's side at an Elle photo shoot. [Page Six]
  • Gina Gershon and Weeds star Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Getting cozy? [Page Six]
  • Is Michelle Tractenberg is as bitchy in real life as she is on Gossip Girl? [Page Six]
  • Is Ivana Trump soooo in love with her new hubby Rossano Rubicondi that she doesn't feel like going to Cannes? She was expected at a bunch of parties but is holed up in Palm Beach. [Page Six]
  • Some nightclub owner wanted to buy Lindsay Lohan a fur coat since she gave back the one she stole, but she turned him down. Publicity is a weird game. [Page Six]
  • Harrison Ford lost his digital camera in Cannes; let him know if you've seen it. [E!]
  • The Pet Shop Boys say they ARE NOT working with Amy Winehouse on the Bond theme and The Sun "totally made up" the story. Sigh. [ONTD]
  • Cameron Diaz is bald for a new movie. [ET]
  • Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck have signed up to help raise money for an athletic complex at her hometown university in West Virginia. Eh, do-gooders. Yawn. [AP]
  • Scarlett Johansson wanted her new album to sound "like we've drunk cough medicine and seen Tinkerbell." She also says: "We spent days trying to record owls. [My producer] told me to have a mini-recorder with me all the time. We recorded all kinds of stuff - everywhere you go, Louisiana is alive with sounds." [Mirror]
  • This review calls Scarlett "limited as a vocalist" and says the album is "wonderful in concept, uneven in execution, and ultimately satisfying," though "listeners who expect a high-gloss star turn by Ms. Johansson will be disappointed." [WSJ]
  • Mischa Barton and Taylor Locke from Rooney: It's on. [The Sun]
  • Amy Winehouse is up for three Novellos, the "Oscars" of British songwriting and composing. Come on, you know she's no good. [The Star]
  • David Byrne was dyking brunk biking drunk when his tire "slipped on the cobblestones of West 14th St." He says "I remember lying in the street, looking at oncoming headlights and rolling towards the curb so they wouldn't run me over." Byrne has two broken ribs. [Gothamist]
  • David Bowie and Paul Weller have finally ended their long-running feud. But um "The Starman still couldn't resist a cheeky dig at the Modfather's infamous barnet." Hahahaha, wait, what? [The Sun]
  • Some dude named David Cook "won" this thing called American Idol. [People]
  • If you didn't see Robert Downey Jr, Ben Stiller and Jack Black as the Pips on Idol, here is your chance. [ONTD]
  • "I always treat life and death with respect, but most people don't. Look, I love the Coen brothers; we all studied at NYU. But they treat life like a joke. Ha ha ha. A joke. It's like, 'Look how they killed that guy! Look how blood squirts out the side of his head!' I see things different than that." — Spike Lee. [Comcast Entertainment]