For the second installment of MTV's True Life: I Have Embarrassing Parents, we were introduced to Nikki, an adorable 14-year-old emo girl who is dealing with having a mom who is, in turn, dealing with having some kind of midlife crisis in which she wants to eternally look 18. (To her, "looking 18" translates into looking like Pamela Anderson in her worst costume for the day, replete with giant fuzzy hat.) Nikki's mom doesn't understand why her daughter is so embarrassed by her, because she's just being herself and showing off the body that "God gave [her]". Um, well, if by "God" she means her plastic surgeon. At Nikki's father's birthday party, her mom dances so suggestively with her classmates that Nikki breaks down in tears. Clip above.