I read "as we punish the celebrities that came in over the weekend."

D*mned kids.

can i please have Adrien Brody for my birthday...it is only a month away...I promise I won't ask for anything else. PLEASE!!

OOOOH. The photo-album machine is really slick this time! I like this one!

Dear Tori Spelling,
Please reconsider the white couch. I'm sure your child and your soon-to-arrive baby are both very well behaved, but really, white? Try Ikea, I hear they have slipcovers.
xoxo
Blondegrlz

I am not liking Adrien Brody's new look. :( I assume it's for a movie roll. Dear God, I hope it's for a movie roll. I'm not even generally adverse to facial hair, but it just doesn't fit his face (and nose).

@Wicked: He can liberate me from my clothes ifyaknowwhatimean.

That's right - I think it was Janet's birthday this weekend!

Any excuse for "Miss Jackson If You're Nasty" black leather, I say.

reese drives?

Rene and Celine look like they were expecting the fairway to do what the heart did, and they were disappointed.

Pam Anderson, evidently, CAN has cheezburger.

OMG the Tori/Dean photo is priceless.

Happy Monday, Goldie Hawn's nipples!

Rachel Bilson is carrying a Bitty Baby! It's the American Girl doll for toddlers!

Noah Wyle or Matthew Modine?
Jessica, my Nanna called she wants her cushions back.
Pamela can haz cheezburger.
Gwen, Gavin and Kingston, so cute. And matching boardies too!Awwwwww

@Wicked: i love adrien brody (he's easily in my top 5), but that goatee thing has got to go.

@TurangaLeela: She is working the bitchface there!

Wonder if they turned her down for the 90210 spin-off?

Like the new gallery format -- very slick.

I agree with@TurangaLeela: Why is Dean even looking at the price tag? Maybe he's checking to see if the fabric is stain-resistant?

@tscheese: Jinx. U can haz a coke.

"Rachel Bilson Cradles Fake Baby" just made me spew coffee everywhere.

I'm kind of bummed that Reese drives a big ol' SUV.

@TurangaLeela: No shite! I want to feel sorry for Dean, but he made this bed for himself (and left a wife and kids behind to do it).

That photo of Heather Mills is terrifying. It will give me nightmares.

@pinkyBella: I'm betting that was the worst photo of her from the whole event. She's the woman everyone loves to hate.

can i haz pamela's cheezburger?

I love Penelope Cruz' dress at Cannes - check out the bigger photos elsewhere. Lovely red shoes too.

heather mills...skerry!

@BlondeGrlz: I agree, they probably picked the worst shot possible of her.

@Abbi: Although apparently this does absolutely nothing for Woody Allen's ongoing ennui...

Now if Olivier Martinez and Heather Mills hook up, that would be justice.

People still take pictures of Noah Wiley? YAY!

@kshenkshen: all goatees and soul patches need to go. The early 00s are over, dudes.

Is it just me or is EVERYONE pregnant right now...sheesh...

@lurkystars: Wyle, my bad.

If I could have sex with any man on the planet, Jack White would be that man. That is all.

are adrien brody's pants bedazzled?!?

Adrien Brody is on my top 5 list of Celebrity Men who creep me out.

I fully thought that pic of Mischa Barton was Goldie Hawn, for serious.

Jack White dresses to the left.

Wow Celine Dion looks BORRRRREEDDDD - and I prefer my Adrien Brody clean shaven kthx

Can I call dibs on Adam Brody?

@BeAgrestic: It's a Hybrid, though.

Jack White! Where is Meg? When will you fuckers go on tour already!? Give the girl some goddamn meds and get out here, god damn it!

Aw, Linds. Cute!

@ kshenkshen agreed - i am not much on the facial hair, but I would hump him silly even if he were on fire

@BlondeGrlz: @BlondeGrlz: I would even be willing to share that action - cause he makes me melt. He came into a club I worked at in Austin a while back and he is even hotter in person.

@kshenkshen: Thank. YOU. Not good AB - notatall.

That comment got rejected real fast, or else my browser is playing tricks on me.
I was merely suggesting Rachel's baby is real. Only the poor stiff and wooden little thing inherited his daddy's looks and acting abilities.