Ok so I feel real good today I didn't get to sleep till 4 in the morning so I'm just getting up. I'm going to buy a chinchilla comforter.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter50cent
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So now I guess I have beef with the peta people damn everybody hates chris I mean curtis.lolless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter50cent
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This is my dog Oprah Winfrey. I broke her leg cause the peta people threw paint on my coat. Fuck that! http://twitpic.com/2qdrutless than a minute ago via Twitpic50cent
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The bitch gonna be alright. I took her to the doctor. http://twitpic.com/2qdsbvless than a minute ago via Twitpic50cent
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motherfucker 50 almost stepped on me this morning and he knew I was at the foot of the bed. and he always calling me for nothing!!less than a minute ago via webOprah Winfrey
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and he always plays his music too loud. dont nobody wanna hear that shit! he aint made a classic since get rich or die tryinless than a minute ago via webOprah Winfrey
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Oprah is a miniature schnauzer. She was born in a litter of 8puppies. Just my luck I picked the only assholeless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter50cent
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SWEET diversion from politics! Dancing W'The Stars party in r livingroom tonight w/friends who r lovin' this change of pace 4 Sweet Bristol!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Sarah Palin
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Literally ALMOsT shit my pants in car on way to dwtsless than a minute ago via txtMargaret Cho
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I am dying my roots for the first time in 4 months! They were getting out of control!!! I am so excited to be all blond again!less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag
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I just farted in chuy's face, but not on purpose. I didn't know he was behind me.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterChelsea Handler
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why do people think its an insult to say "your only famous because of who you parents are'! no shit thats a fact not an insult!!!!!less than a minute ago via webKelly Osbourne
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Ready.... set.... SPARK!!!less than a minute ago via webSnoop Dogg
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