Meet Italian Cabinet Member Mara Carfagna, A Woman Of Many, Um, Parts

Usually when my little brother sends me tips they have to do with the idiocy of Bush or organized religion or... well anyway, to get to the point, I was somewhat baffled when he sent me a link to this picture on a German website. I clicked about as far as here before I was just like "We're all always searching for new sources of free porn but um now's not the time, broseph!" But as it turns out, this is a serious issue! Meet Mara Carfagna, Silvio Berlusconi's new Minister Of Equal Opportunities. A lot of hands have been wrung over why the Italians would vote for that guy again — aside, you know, from his whole King of all media thing — but until now we did not really realize he had such inspired brain trust. See, Mara Carfagna — rhymes with Barack Obama! — is one of those transcendent politicians whose rich and varied biography gives her a persona that can resonate with anyone. A photo essay of Hope (and humps!) after the jump.

Meet Italian Cabinet Member Mara Carfagna, A Woman Of Many, Um, Parts

Like Barry, Mara has dabbled in youthful radicalism. Here, her "the only Bush I trust is my own" pose.

Meet Italian Cabinet Member Mara Carfagna, A Woman Of Many, Um, Parts

In recent years she has been accused of being too refined, elitist.

Meet Italian Cabinet Member Mara Carfagna, A Woman Of Many, Um, Parts

But that belies her red-blooded agrarian roots!

And it's a little too, uh, "raw" for us but here she displays her willingness to bend over backwards (or anyway, bend over) to serve the people! (What are those people doing there anyway?

Former Topless Model Joins Berlusconi's Cabinet As Equalities Minister [Daily Mail]

Berlusconi's Pin-Up Ministerin [Stern]

Related: Italiy Embraces Silvio, Again And Again [Economist]