Jake, baby. I love you. We would have adorable babyfaced kids together. But just button that shirt up a taaaaad bit more, okay, sweetie? Thanks. See you tonight.

Based on his expression, it seems Jake recently joined Scientology. Avoid all eye contact.

Must...follow...Sophie...must...follow...Sophie....

@Riff_Randell: Disagree. UNBUTTON the shirt farther. Or just remove it.

He has the same fashion sense I do.

Despite tabloid reports, he's clearly terrified at the thought of marrying Reese Witherspoon.

He's scared. He has no idea why he's wearing that horrible long sleeved collarless t-shirt. What's next, he fears, a collarless shirt? We can only hope not...

Is it just me, or is the camera angle making him look emaciated? By Jove, what happened to him on that now-closed movie set?

Dear in the headlights.

@chelotoyou: I had a similar thought. Maybe the hand belongs to a well-intentioned citizen aiming Jake towards Auntie Ann's for a pretzel. With cheese sauce.

@RosyCheeks: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...damn you, Rosy Cheeks! ; )

Oh Jake, if you followed MY hand we could go away and have beautiful brown-haired babies together. Yes?

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