"I'm crushing your peen!"

I live in fear of people asking me to sign things, asking me to buy things, or asking me for money. Because I can almost never say no. The only time I can recall saying no recently was when someone asked me to sign something around outlawing gay marriage.

"THIS is what you are doing. THIS *hand/mouth closed* is what I want you to do."

Maybe he's explaining his phone throwing technique?

"What they didn't understand about Cinderella Man, mate, was that it was a metaphor. He wasn't Cinderella; he was a boxer, and the ring was his golden coach. Now go off with your Sheila and leave me the f-alone."

Is there a bunny on his shirt? I kind of love that.

I can haz cheezburger this big?

@I'm Chuck Bass: The bunny is the logo for the pro rugby team he owns, the Rabbitohs.

@Anna: Rabbitohs! I love that!

@Anna: You are a fount of knowledge! That or an awesome fake-name-comer-upper.

@andBegorrah: I only know this because I have been dating an Aussie for 4 years! [www.rabbitohs.com.au]

dude is it just me or have the snap judgment headlines been funnier this week than ever?

No I do not want to see your script for Gladiator 2, The Ghost of Maximus. Stupid git.

@andBegorrah: Kids in the Hall reference = automatic win.

"Listen, Mate. When I tell you that I'm a nice guy, I'd like to tell your friends. Got that, now go ask that fucking cook where my sandwich is."

He has surprisingly short fingers. And meaty, but that part isn't surprising.

he's starting to resemble Mario Batali, no?

"and then he hands me the light bulb, see... and I'm like 'Mate, what am I supposed to do with this?'..."

@MilointheMeadow: yes. If they make a movie of Heat, he could guest-star as Mario.

"Is there a busboy I could throw something at? I am feeling rather tetchy."

"Also... extra butter."

Gladiator threatens Mr Bean with a Road House.

"I'll have the Awesome Blossom, but make it EXTRA awesome."

"What's wrong with this hand? It should have a burger in it. Now go get me one, asswipe."

There's something very Howard Hesseman about him in this shot...

@Anna:
Cool I didn't notice until I read your comment!

(I'm an Aussie by the way)

"just shut your BIG YAPPER" ..*Chris Farley

Awww, where are all my jezzies when I want to open my big yapper..hope you all are in euphoria and giving the brains a well deserved break!

How ironic...I'd like RC to UNzip it.

When did Russell Crowe turn into a mountain man? I hope that hair/beard combo is for a part. Also, is that a bunny on his shirt?

Russel Crowe got mad ugly!