Jezebel

"in or around kim cattrall"
best editor comment of the day!

Are you sure it isn't Kim Cattrall?

"I'm a dude." Oh god pleeeeeeaaase let it be her.

oooh please tell me it's smith's!

@kookla: Like in the Christina Aguilera SNL skit. Maybe it'll happen in the movie *crosses fingers*

It'd better be Smith.

Oh, how VERY risque!

@misssgolightly: Shenailed that impression. I like her for that alone.

Er, she (space) nailed. Jeepers.

@ineffable.me: Can we add more prepositions? Through, over, below...

@Archetype: It better not be Harry's

@misssgolightly: 'Sactly! Kim always looked like she was smuggling grapes to me!

Am I the only one hoping it might be Steve?

@RyanB: I think Harry is cute!

@DorothyZbornak: No, you're not.
I'll take any of them.

@Archetype: haha, really? All I can think of is his back after he got waxed... shudder

I'm rethinking my decision not to see this movie.

I hope its not Mario Cantone's.

Wasn't there a peen in the show? Richard, diving in the pool?

@RyanB: oh i forgot about his propensity to nudity. uh oh

@Archetype: I vote Harry too. It's necessary to the plot - it's a baby-makin' peen!

@RyanB: On, beside, under... you know, sometime a peen just wants to chill.

(I almost wrote "hang," but that's, well, accurate actually. Nevermind.)

Well, now that I know every twist and turn and "plot" point, I'll be happy to shell out $10 to see this film.

@andBegorrah: No matter the preposition, some peens are just down for whateva

@DorothyZbornak:
Yes. He's Lance Armstrong remembah

BTW
what film doesn't hav FFP now?
Walk Hard
I Hate Sarah Marshall....

I know I mentioned earlier today that I find pictorial portrayals of p33ns to be more laughable than lustable.

But is it bad that I think it's kind of rad that there's full dude-ity nudity? We ladies have been objectified for AGES. I'm not going to lust after a dude just by seeing his ween, and I'm not going to objectify him, but...I dunno, equal time and all that. The SATC franchise glorifies a certain degree of consumerism and silliness. It's fitting, y'know?

Also I am so immature that any reference of the world "penis" makes me giggle.

@RyanB: yes, Richard, by the pool, with the presents. It's almost like Clue.

@DorothyZbornak: NO!! He's my first choice, and I kind of think it might be him. As long as it's not Big (the man, mind you) I'm okay with it.

I don't think seeing celebrity peen is worth having to sit through this dreck.

"If only we had a hot pink Drudge siren with Swarovski crystals for this sort of thing."
Snerk. You need to invest some Gawker Media Inc. money to make this happen!

@RyanB: Remember having to learn the definition of prepositions? Its so much easier to remember if you replace book and table with penis and kim!

"A preposition usually indicates the temporal, spatial or logical relationship of its object to the rest of the sentence as in the following examples:

The penis is on Kim.
The penis is beneath Kim.
The penis is leaning against Kim.
The penis is beside Kim.
He held the penis over Kim.

In each of the preceding sentences, a preposition locates the noun "penis" in space or in time."

I think it's probably Brady's. Yes, the baby. Or Charlotte has a boy and we get to go to the brisk. I am already calling out hyjinx on adult peen.

@RyanB: "down for whateva"... especially if they've had too much to drink.

@EdnasEdibles: Isn't that against the law or something?

Sorry, in late. Have seen it. In vicinity of Samantha, of course. Will not spoil with further details.

@RyanB:
Let's hope so, ewh
peds=gross

@femalemathmajor: I always learned it as anything you can do if you're flying and there's a cloud. (Fly around the cloud, through the cloud, above the cloud, etc.) I like your way better!

The ween could be above, beyond, through, before, behind, toward, within, or without Kim. And that's just starters!

My favorite is "despite."

Prepositional phrase remix: Despite Kim, the penis is.

So I just finished watching all six seasons of Oz on DVD while writing my thesis (what? Shanking relaxes me) so one peen? In a movie? Ain't shit. Call me when Dennis the Beeper King does full frontal on 30 Rock.

@DorothyZbornak: No, you are not. Steve is a fucking fox.

This makes my day, and solidifies my decision to see this movie... I'm dragging my boyfriend to it, actually. He'll be chuffed.

@tscheese: The peen exists within Kim. I think that's my favorite

@sarrible: I fucking love that show. I own it on VHS. Because I'm useless.

@Miss-Pringle: Cock[shot] tease!

@sarrible: One day, I will write a paper on the thematic construction of Ryan O'Reilly as "Iago" and his beautiful, beautiful penis as... something. Anything. Just pretty.

@RyanB: I didn't mean pedo peen! Just that some little kid goes running around after a bath and they're trying to trick us. Bait and switch sort of thing.

@andBegorrah: Can you imagine THAT audition, hahahaha.

@EdnasEdibles: haha, I know. I think my against the law comment had something to do with the briss... knife-to-peen

I bet they're disappointed that Forgetting Sarah Marshall beat them to it. Also, Ewan McGregor in about half of all his movies.

I now have a strong desire to watch one of said Ewan McGregor movies...

Ya know, whenever there's full frontal in a flick, I am always massively underwhelmed.

@ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): Hahahah! Me too. Aesthetically peens are not much. It's once they're put to use that I care about. Hee.

@cautionarywhale: Come on, what about Viggo's "mortensen" in Eastern Promises. Never thought a knife-fight could be so hot.

I hope it's not as disappointing as seeing Richard's peen. When Samantha said it was, "long, pink, delicious," it turned out to be "shriveled, gray, disgusting."

Shit. I didn't want to see this craptastic movie. But the promise of Smithpeen makes me want to fork over 10 bucks.

@tscheese: I find penises beautiful, actually.

What so funny is the guys who do it are all proud like "Look at my big wiener!" and I'm all, "Erm... you're a show-er, right?" And I can't help but wonder: When it comes to full frontal, shouldn't the studio hire a fluffer?

@ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): It's usually not a big deal if the character is not doing anything exciting and their dick is just hanging there. It was funny in Walk Hard because the guy's dick entered the camera foreground, and I was surprised by Kevin Bacon's nude scene in Wild Things because I didn't expect it (he's also a skinny guy with a big dick, so it jumped out even more).

The movie Slam also shows penis, but it's a scene where Saul Williams' character is being processed into jail, and he's nude for a few seconds. Still surprised me at 15.

@DorothyZbornak: I looove Steve!!!

"I'm a bartender, and I'm cute!"

@tscheese: i wanted to reply to your earlier comment because i agree SO MUCH. flaccid penises kind of freak me out, and i really don't like looking at pictures of them. even if they are attached to otherwise attractive men. i even try not to look at my boyfriend's. to quote lucille bluth on arrested development: "put it away! you look like the window of a butcher shop!"

@ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): It's been well established that it's verboten to criticize a woman's body here.

Fine, i agree.

I wonder, though what makes it okay to mock a man's penis size? It's not a separate appendage he can interchange for your pleasure. It 's a part of his body, and it's size is unchangable. Yes, I know, surgery right? WRONG!! Penile enhancement surgery is very, very risky and generally a very stupid idea.
Please consider this the next time you get whipped into a righteous frenzy when someone points out Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat ass. Yes, fat ass. Which IS changeable. i don't mean to demean her, really, I'm sure she's a lovely person, but, well, gender parity and all right?