You work on commission, right? Big mistake. Huge.

Bish plz. I WILL jaywalk and I WILL carry my tiny strange baby-blanket-dishtowel. And I WILL wear peacoats in New York when it's 75 degrees out. I'm Julia Goddamn ROBERTS.

BISH. PLZ.

She can do no wrong in my book. I hope she's telling the paparrazo to "Shove that fucking camera up your fucking ass! and leave me the hell alone!"

Sing the lyrics to pretty woman one more time, and I swear to god...

And hopefully she isn't parked in another handicapped spot either.

@Khrushchev: You. Fucking. Rock.

Is it right to comment? She is so obviously telling off the photog. How much did Jezebel pay for the rights to post this pic?

OK, now the wet blanket will shut up and get her lame self back to work.

Srsly. I lurv "Bish Plz." I wanna see if anyone has it as a license plate.

@Khrushchev: thread over. well played.

@katieb: I was about to say, it looks like she's using stronger words than "Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do."

Looks like another case for underdog champion Erin Brockovich.

@Khrushchev: Lurves it.

Look, if she wants to bitch at infrastructure, she should go to New Orleans. The NOLA infrastructure needs a good ass chewing if I say so myself.

She's well known for beaking at the paps, isn't she?

@Khrushchev: Ha, now YOU win.

I guess we can assume that she is not inviting that pap out for lunch???

You were supposed to be a fucking mailbox!

@Khrushchev: I think I love you, really.

Oof- she looks so pissed off. I would never ever EV-er want to be on the wrong end of that look. I'm glad she has sunglasses on because I'm afraid of the expression her eyes are surely conveying. /cower

P.S. I'd like to imagine she's about to call the photog a "shit-stain."

@CreoleSugar:
Yeah, Julia's pissed cuz she just got caught again parking in the handicapped space! How do I hate this "Moderately Attractive Woman" let me count the ways...

OK....I'm out of the loop.

What is BISH.PLZ ?

@meanmommy: "Bitch please" in LOLspeak.

@meanmommy: search lolcats on here and i believe it was created in the most recent post

She's mad at Clive's wardrobe assist.
See the Pea Coat.

@meanmommy: Something that's already feeling worn out. ;D