Marie Claire's 'Body Issue' Is All About Making You Feel Bad About Yours

It's officially Summer in the world of women's magazines! Are you as excited as we are for the massive amount of "expert" advice on slimming down and toning up so that you can fit into the perfect $300 swimsuit for your body type? The June Marie Claire "Body Issue" helps us kick off the season with a feature on picking the perfect bathing suit — not by trying it on, mind you, but by forcing us to liken our bodies to those of three female celebrities. (Not surprisingly, those "diverse-bodied" celebs probably all have BMIs less than or equal to that of cover model, Heidi Klum, who, by the way, is wearing Brooks Brothers suspenders and not a rock-climbing harness.) After the jump, find out about hump-hungry female bosses and how to cheap-out (metaphorically and financially) on your friends' weddings.

Marie Claire's 'Body Issue' Is All About Making You Feel Bad About Yours