Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Last night in Los Angeles, the stars came out for Alexander McQueen, the British designer known as an enfant terrible. In attendance: Janet Jackson, Eve, China Chow, Vidal Sassoon, Jay Manuel, Kelly Lynch and many more. Who wore Good, who wore Bad and who wore Ugly? Find out, after the jump.











The Good:

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Olivia Wilde played lezebel on The OC and now she's on House. I think she is super pretty and I like this sleek, city-chic outfit.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

China Chow keeps it simple and showcases her shoulders. Some people just don't need lots of jewelry.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Rawr! Jacqueline Bisset is a stone cold fox in a leather jacket and pencil skirt.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

This column makes Joy Bryant look like a tigergoddess.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Beth Ditto from The Gossip! She's a performer. She's on stage. Therefore this is good. At a premiere or a quiet brunch, a red sequin jumpsuit would not be appropriate.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

I don't really know who Rose Apodaca is (Google says a fashion journalist?) but I like that she's got the ovaries to rock something weird and cool that no one else is wearing.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

I think Eve's dress is good! Flowy, goddess-y. Let's look at it from another angle.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Yeah, it's good.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Well you can't wear this to work at a law firm or even to a restaurant where you might have a pasta dinner, but this is Janet Jackson and this is a work of art and therefore it is good. As long as she doesn't try to light any candles.

We interrupt this post to bring you a picture of Vidal Sasson, who is 80 years old and still a handsome devil.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

You may now return to your regularly scheduled critique.

The Bad:

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

I'm not feeling the pattern of the dress Tracee Ross is wearing.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Rebecca De Mornay's tube dress and doo-doo brown pashmina seem sad.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Ioan Gruffudd is ridiculously hot (did you see him in King Arthur with Clive Owen?) but this outfit rubs me the wrong way. I mean, those are jeans, right? With scuffed round-toe boots? Sigh.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Animal print made Joy Bryant glow; it just makes Lady Victoria Hervey look washed out.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Cat Deely is wearing the same dress Natalie my best friend from 7th grade wore to our semi-formal in the '80s, and not in a good way.

The Ugly:

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Green is good, but this dress is drowning Kelly Lynch.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Ew. Ew. Ew. Jay Manuel. Of America's Next Top Model. How can someone who supposedly has good taste pic something so awful? Maybe cream and ivory are in his "palette" but matching your jacket and pants to your hair is just odd.

Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store OpeningS

Magda Berliner is a designer who needs a makeover.

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