Is the title a challenge? Because I just put a fake mustache on my frozen treat, and I'll have you know it looks HILARIOUS.

Only Amy can make that treat look fat!

"Blake! I'm behind a bar, too, my luv!"

I bet she bought a case of 50 three years ago, and it is sitting in the back of her freezer. Just like every other person in the world. You never finish those boxes off, you think you will, but you don't.

That's no frozen treat. That's her retractable fly-catching tongue. Like a frog. Or a lizard. Or some other green animal.

Ohhh they're called 'cool pops' and they are yummy. Don't ever leave one open on your bed, your mother does not thank you for it and will remember a decade later.

the hive must give a great shadow, or is she tanning only her legs? Girl´s got funny skin tones going on.

I am excited that summer is coming and I will be able to eat flavored ice out of a plastic pouch again.

Her skin is looking good! But Amy, when will you start humoring me and put on some shoes?

@NoDowdAboutIt: I totally have some in my freezer now. The orange and green ones are left.

I love many things about Amy and one of which is her committment to birth control. You are an inspiration.

And make ballet slippers look skanky...

"Enh. ENH! My tiniest pants have the tiniest wedgie. ENH!"

Screw Jennifer Connoly, in this photo Amy screams Belanciaga!

i'd like to think that she's trapped in the middle of a gunfight and she didn't want to drop her squeezepop while reaching for her weapon

@TaraIncognita: The purple ones are always the first do go.

I'm kind of over her until she gets her shit together.

That is so cruel, to steal a small child's Icee Pop and denim cutoffs.

Why is she still in gritty Camden in a house that backs onto the road? Why hasn't she moved to leafy St. John's Wood with all the rest of the rock stars?

@theruraljuror: *to go. But they do go too...? Ugh, is it 5 yet?

Ok I never remember those things being THAT LONG.

@theruraljuror: Yep. Red is next for me.

"MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Soylent Red..."

I kinda wanna pet her hair, but I feel like that would leave some sort of grossness on my hand. No offense, gurl!

Does anyone else get the impression she is looking to take over the role of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?

"Oh, she doesn't look that...AAAAAAAAH!"

It's all about the scroll button.

@mepo: They are not, they're called Mr Freezes. And you can get high on the blue ones. Seriously, Sarah O'S told me that and then we had four each and then we were really giddy and we ran around in circles for like an hour so it's definitely true.

I'm sorry, I seem to have been possessed by myself as an 8-year-old for a minute there.

@gold_gato: This is what I'm saying! It's all relative to her teenyness! A cupcake would look like a regular cake!

@Eeva: In Texas, we have a brand called Otter Pops.

@Eeva: and what if you eat them with pop rocks.. AT THE SAME TIME!?

INVIZIBUL SKEEEEEEEES LOL!!!!!1!

she looks like the ratty little girl who used to run around my grandparent's neighborhood. her hands were always sticky and her mouth was either a frightening hue of purple or red.

I've heard of crack pipes, but crack pops?

@TaraIncognita: Me too. They're the perfect summer lip color. Now I want one...

And for my next trick, I will show you my plie in fourth position!

I hate those stupid shoes. And those shorts. But the top half looks okay..

@TaraIncognita: "I like to use tiny soap. I'm able to pretend I'm a super hero and my muscles are HUUGE!" - Seinfeld.

@mepo: @TaraIncognita: @Eeva: You are all wrong. That is a straight up Flavor-Ice. Everybody knows!

How does she stay balanced with that tiny tiny body and huge beehive? If I were her, I'd constantly be falling over.

@gold_gato: Awesomeness. ;) I feel like that episode was just on rerun on Fox the other night...

@tscheese: Um, is it even possible there is anything to "wedge" into?
I'm sorry if I'm coming off extra snarky today. The sun is shining and I'm stuck in front of a PC. I need a drink. Stat.

@virtualcatlady: OMG, were you in the Dirt Bag thread today? Those ladies were making mama thirsty...

@Eeva: Mr Freeze in the posh brand name - the item itself is a cool pop. Huge in the 1980s when you could buy one for 10p. You can get them in a whole variety of brands now boxed. Blue Wicked the alcopop is based on the blue cool pop flavour.

Please tell me that she's auditioning to be Tongue Lasher in the new She-ra movie. That would make my day.

@NoDowdAboutIt: OMG get out of my freezer.

@hortense: Eeva and I are from Europe so we have the ones Amy's eating here.

LOLcat charades!

@hortense: Never, ever, ever get Flavor-Ice Lite. It's like your sucking on the teats of bloated, rotting badgers.

She was auditioning for the next Sobe commerical.

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Somebody plz tuck in her pockets for her.

@NoDowdAboutIt: Put like 20 of them in a blender and add tequila!

And then tell me how it goes.

And then share.

@es-ki-mo: you're

@blackbirdfly: I love you.

@Eeva: @mepo: @BlondeGrlz: @hortense: @theruraljuror:

This is totally what I craved when I was pregnant. I mentally wrote off the calories, as I figured the effort it took to tear open the plastic with my teeth more than accounted for the calories inside those little suckers.

well, at least she appears to be clean today. i'm talking soap and water.

@es-ki-mo: Oh God, that reminds me that there are PediaLyte pops that are gawdawful. Probably good when you're sick (recommended to my husband during a nasty bout of the flu) but jebus, good to NO ONE any other time.

She is gonna have the ice-cream headache to end all headaches.

She's doing that party trick where you remove your underwear without taking off your pants. Amy! A