Best Comment of the Day, in response to B-List Stars Wear B-Plus Duds At Wango Tango: "With those palm-tree shoesies, I'm thinking 'Hot Granny Mess' may be more appropriate." We say: Perez's shoes are all the rage at Shady Pines. • Worst, in response to Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?: "Wow, Jenna Bush's dress is pretty unflattering. You'd think if you got Oscar de la Renta to design a gown that the entire world will see you wearing, you would make sure that it didn't give you a faux-pot belly. But at least her hair looked pretty!" We say: it's the woman's wedding day. Give her a damn break!

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