"I spent the day searching for knobs," Joy Behar explains. "I don't want to go online because I like to feel my knob." "You have to touch the knob, you have to grab the knob," Elisabeth Hasselbeck concurs. Whoopi, always a shit-stirrer, claims, "You must bite the knob." Those gals on the View were giddy about gonads today, right? Or were we just reading into things? Clip above.


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