Boo. I want to go hang out on my rich friend's yachts all day. Maybe when I get my job as a teacher, my fellow teacher friends will let me come play on their yachts.
*uproarious laughter*

Suffocated vulva, anyone?

Please let the white velcro sneakers behind her be her shoes.
Well, she can't wear 6" heels and not go for an orthopedic on her day off, can she?

Sadly, she did not manage to escape the pair of sneakers that clunked her on the side of the head just milliseconds after this photo was taken.

as long as she has escaped the shoes, get that woman some baggy sweats stat!
yeah, i think her vag needs some air.

she really should smile more often.

are the paparazzi on the boat? or do they hover in a special helicopter?

@dangerslut: For serial. That makes me itch just looking at it.

"Whee, I'm barefoot! Totally hippe and carefree! Later... I think I'll have a sammich. I did take my laxatives this morning."

Cameltoe is not just a landlubber phenomenon.

She looks so happy! I love a genuine smile.

Also, I'm not ashamed to admit it: I saw Iron Man with the boyfriend last night and thought it was great fun. She looked wonderful in that, too, and even though she's not talking about her role very much, I think she did well.

(as Jerri Blank) God damn, that's gotta be tight!

The first person in history to be photographed in jaunty nautical attire ON A BOAT! Ralph Lauren must be figuring out a way to sue her, like when he sued the American Polo Association for having a logo with a polo player on horseback.

Seconds later she falls overboard, knocking her head and losing her memory. And when Kurt Russell picks her up at the hospital he takes her to his home and makes her take care of his kids and his house and she eventually learns not to be such an insufferable cunt. And then Begorrah goes back to her shitty movies and her beer and her pouting.

She looks like she's been hangin' with Kate Moss. Or at least raiding her closet.

"Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes"

And looks much happier because of it.

But, G? Is that black nailpolish on your toes? For shame!

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Agreed. She looks fuckin great!

but... she looks so happy! and normal! How am I supposed to hate on her? Especially after watching the preview of the series she's doing with Mario Batalli where she also seemed immensely likable. My world, she is shaken.

Hey Gwynnie, nice camel toe.

@Begorrah: Did you just call Goldie Hawn's masterpiece, "Overboard," shitty? Them's FIGHTIN' words, Begorrah!

@girlreporter: Me too! I was vastly entertained, and between lusting after RDJ and her wardrobe, it was all in all a great time.

@girlreporter: Loved that movie. Wanted to be her [character] very badly, and own that purse she uses to steal secrets.

@dangerslut: Enjoy your day, Gwyneth, because tomorrow the yeast infection will set in.

@bellethellama: Last night, most of my dreams were focused on RDJ, not gonna lie. Something very attractive about him in that role, and I could even dig on the facial hair.

@solaana: I loved those shoes she was wearing while out secret-stealing. If I wouldn't kill myself, I'd go out looking for a pair.

boyreporter, my boyfriend, leaned over to me in the middle of the movie and asked, "Who is that?" I told him and then he leaned back over and said, "She's smoking hot." I had to agree.

Yet remains under the oppressive darkness of Madonna's shadow.

Oscar thief!

Everything is better in Capri.

It's hard to like her when she is obviously having much more fun than I am.

@jenndavo: Oh noes!! I be curling up with "Step Up 2: The Streets" (respect the title colon, bitches), 'cause Gwyneth = mediocre movie night. Plus beer.

@BAngieB: That sums it up perfectly.

@Begorrah: Hee! Well, tonight I'll be busy with all the SciFi original movies I taped over the weekend, including "Rock Mosnter." You'll never guess what it's about.

@jenndavo: Tommy Lee's penis???

@jenndavo: @Begorrah: LOL!

@Begorrah: Now THAT'S an image that just won't go away. It's hopping around in my mind ... and it's heavily pierced/tattooed. Eeeeew. :)

I think Jessica Lange did it better in King Kong [bp1.blogger.com]

"Realizing there was no amount of skimpy dresses and slutty shoes that could make her look anything other than bland, Gwyneth Paltrow decides to go back to dressing like her old (and yes, bland) self."

OK, yes, the jeans are tight - but camel toe? I'm not seeing it.

When you're skinny you can wear tight pants without it being uncomfortable.

"Don't I sooooo pull off the Kate Moss look??"

**collective silence**

@Jill7: ummm i worked on that case when i was a paralegal in NYC! amazing - little ralphie lifshitz is sue happy.