It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs. Really.) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like abortion scams, diabetic drinkers, and rim jobs. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.









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Oh shit! You added a stoned Charlie Brown/Rich to the Pot Psych image!
Fuuuuuuck I have a meeting. Arg!!
Oh Rich, TMI on the mucus. Way TMI.
Inflatable bong? I totally want one like that.
@OhhYeah: good eye! i now see the resemblance with lucy's bangs and SMs
People aren't going to like her because she's the kind of person who would scam a guy for abortion money. So she might as well do it. She's horrid, either way.
oh rich how i want to be your friend
"I know because it's me."
Aah that was too great!
That last view of you two is beyond cute! Also, the ONLY way I orgasm is with my vibrator, so yes, it comes out each and every time boyfriend and I have sex. Why WOULDN'T he want me to get off? Esp. in a way that is so easy for him? I was shy about it at first, but to whomever asked the question: do it - if he eagerly incorporates it into your sex play, it's a good thing.
Marijuana is "not harmless"? Oh yeah? Well what about this?!
Second or third opinion? Shit. Oh well at least i know now.
At the risk of sounding like a dork: what are poppers?
Speaking of TMI and bodily functions, there was a really great thread going about not peeing on toilet seats, and it's GONE! And I MISS IT! Bish plz.
Can't see it at work, but I can't wait to mix up a margarita when I get home and watch this. I like a little tequila in my system for the Pot Psych threads.
Bong hits + sex seems akin to the tummy rub + head patting trick. SM, you must be extremely coordinated.
Um, if you want to scam a guy for abortion money that is sick. And so very wrong.
Poppers?
Damn I'm square.
Tracie, I love your makeup. The gold lids are particularly nice. So purdy.
Who hasn't done bong hits whilst humping? I also recommend nitrous balloons for humping. Also, don't do bonghits whilst humping when you are so rolled you mistake your partner for the bong and try to smoke his head. True story.
"Who are they, Bret Michaels?"
Classic. LOVES me some pot psychology.
Singing:
You've lost, that 'I wanna fuck' feeling...
WINSTON!!!!!! *expires*
@Emmie of Doom: amyl nitrate
@shewar: Yeah, it's possible to be too stoned to have sex.
About the yeast infection issue, I usually just say I have cramps from an unexpected period. It's worked every time.
Someone please explain what you do, sexually, with a popper?
Also, french kiss does not equal salad tossing. No way. Did I hear that right?
@Emmie of Doom: [en.wikipedia.org]
I get a weird post-stoned headache after i watch every one of these! But it's SO WORTH IT.
"I'm not gonna give up my vibrator for any man" is fucking awesome, especially with the head swerve.
I love Friday afternoons!
this ep was an utter classic.
@Emmie of Doom: Poppers are basically inhalants that got disco dancers rilly high back in the 70's.
Also, I hope these two crazy kids parlay Pot Psych into a book deal or a show or something super lucrative. They totes deserve it.
"Yeah. I don't like you now." = perfect.
The night before last, after SM posted that rant, I had a dream that I met her and she showed me a video of her hip hop dancing and I asked her did she want to trade lives. But really, I do want to trade lives with her.
"lucky you, getting your butt licked"
favorite episode yet!
Come to Chicago and hang out, both of you!
I ADORE the freeze-frame at the very end. Throw in a star wipe and I would have DIED from happiness.
What's with all the rim job questions lately? Did we not come to a consensus on this? The calculus of rim jobs:
(Willing partner + enthusiasm)*good hygiene = awesomeness.
@Zlevee: Wow. I am really fucking stupid. I was thinking about these: [www.fireworks.com]
@tscheese: Sorry that is my fault - it was in draft form and I hit "publish". :( It will be resurrected on Monday, promise.
@wolf biter:
"What's with all the rim job questions lately?"
Revelations 66:6.
WINSTON!! LOVE! I'm keeping the picture I'm using as an avatar though. Nothing can beat that look.
I've found that "just kidding" often means "fuck I've said a really stupid thing and now I'm going to cover it up with just kidding and no one will ever notice what I did ever ever ever". Then again, perhaps I spend too much time with 17-year olds, revising for their end of year exams.
How do you tell your boyfriend? "I have a yeast infection and we can't fuck for a bit. Love you."
There are far more damaging and less incriminating ways to get back at an ex, dear. Holla...
@brookidy: Hahahahahahaha. That would be a poser, all right.
@Charlotte Corday: @Zlevee: @Cam/ron: Thank you! They look fun, like little fireworks. I bet it's not a good idea for me though.
@Pinkosaurus: Oh c'mon, Pot Psychology IS TMI - in all it's spectacular glory
I was always under the impression that the prevalence of poppers in the gay scene was because it makes you relax.
Oh thank god... this rainy day needs a ray of sunshine.
@Emmie of Doom: yeah, i think they give one a headache. but i've never tried it with sex.
I had a diabetic friend who pulled that shit. Thank god I didn't live with her. Funny thing is...she kinda looks like a girl who would go on Rock of Love. Maybe she and Bret are soulmates.
If I tell her that on facebook, I see it not going well.
*my first post*
in high school (freshman year!), my bff at the time and i told this guy who was into her that we needed money for an abortion. we used the money to take a trip to boston. in retrospect, it was not cool (the trip or the scam).
btw, i can haz a rich, pls?
Man I love this feature, but after I watch it I feel like I got a contact high.
For the uninitiated, poppers are amyl nitrate sometimes called locker room. You sniff it (not ingest, smell only) and it gives you a powerful headrush. Popular with gay men, but enjoyed by many.
I just want to say that the "study" that TIME mag article links to is some bullshit. I'm no scientist, but even I know the diff. btwn. correlation and causality. Such as!
@Smackdown: Not quite. The Studio 54 staff used to crack poppers open and ventelate them onto the dancefloor to make everyone bounce around.
Rich, I know Tracie has dibs, but can you be my main gay? PLEASE??