Oh hay there, tell-tale bulge!

Hopefully, she's a little more age appropriate than Michelle Trachtenberg (though oddly I give her props for bagging him). But I was kinda hoping the Teri Hatcher rumors were true. I like her and think she deserves a pretty toy.

Is she on her way to see an Imax 3D Experience?

If that's who I think it is then she should know better than to wear those ridiculously hideous quasi-oakley sunglasses.

Well, gee whiz I'm shocked: The gal pal wears ballet flats...successfully! Someone tell Angie and Amy it can be done. Just not by either of them.

Those shades are fucking awful, it looks like the joints levar burton used to wear in star trek...

Nice pants, is she walking him to the Olive Garden so he can work dinner shift?

Is it weird that that leather jacket looks both really expensive and as though it went through the wash?

Distressing is an odd thing.

Are those actually pleated-front khakis and beat-up Adidas?

Scrolldown Fug, to be sure. I was like "take me now, take me now, take me now...oh no."

also, Jason Lewis, are you wearing black dress pants with a grey t-shirt and brown tennis shoes? I'm just checking before I say something mean about how fug it is.

Even when wearing baggy, pleated pants and ugly shoes, he STILL makes me swoon.

Jason: Stop looking directly at the camera. You're just encouraging them.
Gal pal: Oh, I'm not supposed to encourage them? Then why'd you have me put on my Thriller jacket and Mannequin shades?

The less famous person looks embarassed to be seen with the more famous one. Oh crap, I hope no one I know sees this picture!

Oh my. So much hawtness, if only no one was actually wearing clothes.

@Macloserboy: ew! michelle trachtenberg? good on her for sure, but jason jason. this current partner looks like a poor replacement for rosario dawson, who i will always believe is his true love.

Smith Jarrod is wearing a high school boy's shoes, his dad's Dockers, and Henry Rollins' shirt and stumpy neck. Uh, sorry, but FAIL.

@fantastic_caverns: How do you wear flats unsuccessfully? Amy W. wears those stupid slippers, of course, but what does Angie do wrong?

@biscuitdoughjones: pleated dress pants -- so bad. it almost looks like a walk of shame from a dressed up night out and her ex's sweater and sneaks she had lying around.

Estranged Happy Days' Sit-Commers Pleather Tuscadero and Jason "Blondie" Fonzarelli.

@fantastic_caverns: I wear flats ALL the time -- how do you do it wrong??

@J.D.Regent: I'll say it again and keep saying it: it's never people like Rosario Dawson and Jason Lewis who make sex tapes. It's always the ugly or skanky people.

Yeah, it's rumored he hooked up with little Dawn. Whom I still see as little despite now being a bisexual murderer/blackmailer on Gossip Girl. (she's so in love with Serena it hurts).

@J.D.Regent: It's a likely story, but I'm just convinced the man cannot dress himself. Or maybe he's just trying to deflect some gay rumors with bad fashion? But really, he just looks like a Tired 90s Fag.

@jenndavo: @gold_gato: Ugh Angie wears the slippers, too. Her and Amy's shoes remind me of my grandma's old house shoes. I think flats can go very, very wrong.

@biscuitdoughjones:i love him, but he sortof looks like a waiter coming off of a double shift somewhere..

@biscuitdoughjones: His dad's PLEATED Dockers, no less.

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I was kind of hoping this was a rolled-out-of-bed, sweat-pants and beat-up-long-sleeved-T, threw-on-some-sneakers for a morning stroll to the bodega. I wanted him to be all rumpled and sexy.

DAMN YOU, JASON LEWIS. I get enough of pleated Dockers and beat-up Adidas from my boyfriend, bless his heart.

@tscheese: Why don't guys know that you should NEVER EVER wear pleated pants unless you're over the age of 80 and you also have Werther's butterscotches in your pockets for me?

@jenndavo: Angie wears weird flesh-toned leather ones.

@Macloserboy: Wait, what? Since when is Rosario Dawson on Gossip Girl? Me=confused.

@theruraljuror: I have my husband so scared of pleated pants that he won't even touch them. His mom recently took him shopping and tried to get him a pair of pleated khakis, and he was quite adamant in his refusal: "NO! I'm not allowed! FunnyFace says they are BAD!"

@theruraljuror: They are two separate statements. Don't combine them and you won't be confused.

Sorry, but I wear pleats when I wear slacks. I can't wear flat fronts...for reasons I will not get into.

@theruraljuror: no, not rosario dawson, he's talking about michelle trachtenberg.

Wowee, if this guy's not passing muster for some of you ladies I'll be HAPPY to take him off your hands. I do love me a yellow-haired man.

Him: "So right up here is where we filmed that scene with Smith and Samantha and the school girls . . . "

Her: [thinking] "Christ, can't we go two blocks without him mentioning fucking Sex & the City? You're Smith Jerrod . . . I get it already."

@funnyface: I FINALLY got my guy to start buying flat-front khakis. The thing is, he will ONLY ever buy the actual khaki colored khakis, and he will wear polo shirts that he tucks into them, and then his Adidas and then he thinks he is dressed-up.

I know it sounds sort of adorable, but...exasperated siiiiigh.

Wait, is this wrong? I wear dress pants with t-shirts and sneakers to run errands and stuff. But they're like 5 year old "wear-to-work" polyester slacks from Old Navy, as I've given up on finding jeans that fit and what else am I going to do with those old, sad college-era pants? I think it makes me look like a hobo, but in a good way. I think. And who started calling pants "slacks" anyway, sounds so wrong. Anyway, I havent' slept all night and drank too much caffeine and am approximating Moe-levels of complete scatter-brained-nes, move along.

Oh yes, that's Astrid Munoz,she used to be a model but she's a photographer now, I think they're probably making a movie or something, she's married/engaged, no? She;s not with jason patrick. I saw her and her beau in Harper's Bazaar or Vogue or something, she was wearing one of those horrible baby blue jersey outfits from Calvin Klein. Yuk, very pukey.

@funnyface: They are just horrible. This one guy I went on a date with said he read Esquire and GQ, yet he wore pleated khakis. LIAR. Consequently, no second date occurred. And if a hottie like Jason Lewis can't pull them off, no one can.

Clearly, I have very strong feelings about this.

@Macloserboy: Camouflage? 'Cause I can see how pleats might be helpful when a guy has those not so soft feelings.

@hamburgerhotdog: that comment made me almost spit my Effexor out! Fucking hilarious!

@fantastic_caverns: Oh, okay. I'm just not very fashion-forward, so I was thinking "Wrong color? Wrong size?" But it's the fact that she's wearing actual shoes, unlike the A's.

@Meg: That's something that's always baffled me about the massive gussety-area of pleated khakis. Is it actually a clever ruse to disguise the...er, latent greatness peculiar to the dude-ular region?

He's probably walking her to the PATH station...

I thought he was dating Rosario Dawson? Where the hell I have been?

Anyway, her otufit reminds me of Micheal Jackson's "Thiller" and with a little bit of "Back to the Future" (sunglasses) thrown in for good measure.

@Meg: Actually, it's not even a matter of being "at attention." Flat fronts just leave nothing to the imagination. Can. Not. Wear. Them.

Do ye have those Aero ads on US television? The ones where Jason Lewis saunters around, semi-nude and talking about chocolate?

Since them, I don't care what he wears, I just see him wrapped in a little white towel and carrying chocolate. Mmm.

@Eeva: Um, no, but now I want to see it. Sounds like a dream come true.

@funnyface: I'll go find it just for you. Watch this space.

@theruraljuror: Ah, Werthers! That is why my mouth was watering when I looked at Jason's pants.

@funnyface:
Happy Friday!

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This is a slightly different version from the one on TV here, but you get the idea...

@Macloserboy: Ew. Penises. Eeee!

@Macloserboy: Dude...TMI. Seriously.

@Macloserboy: Nobody EVER talks about penises on Jezebel! EVAR!

Never. (for serious never.) EVER.

@Macloserboy: Are you slyly letting us know that you're hung like a horse? Cause if that's the case, perhaps you should send us pictures of your problem. Just, you know, so we can give you our opinions and help you out.

We are very servicey that way.

@gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu): Do not encourage him.

@BAngieB: awww compared to a lot of the stuff said on this site, that was barely TMI

@gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu): Lord, if that were the case, I'd never stop wearing them. No, but that's kinda my point, even if you aren't, stuff just seems to show.

@BAngieB: Yes, I forgot I was on a site with nuns and virgins and TMI never, ever happens here. Next thing you know someone will talk about having sex with a tampon still in and I'll be totally to blame

@Eeva: You are my hero.

@gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu): Okay, it is 11:56 AM. I do NOT need a picture of a big penis. Please. I will declare the day a wash and crawl right back into bed.

@Macloserboy: Whoa. No need to get nasty.

This is a Snap Judgement, everyone. Let's keep it about the picture.

@BAngieB: Sorry. I forgot myself for a moment. I'll stop.

But still...