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6:50 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Dodai
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Is that "in" now?
There's something about this kid that just makes me want to smack him. I think this may make me a bad person.
Long are the days when I used to find him irresistibly hot.
Maybe he dropped a meatball on his pants and is trying to hide the resulting stain. Not that I have ever done that.
He's trying to be J.P. from the Famous Jet Jackson.
Fail.
I don't think that is an intentional half-tuck. Looks to me like his shirt is just caught up in his jacket. I dunno - I somehow feel protective of little Justin.
THIS hand touched Britney, but couldn't bring the sexy back.
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Ugh. Tuck or untuck. Just pick one.
"I said I brought sexy back. I never said I'd make it stay."
Justin worried about What Brown Did For Him.
Justin says "UPS yours!"
Oooh, are the curly tendrils of his N'Sync days coming back? Move over Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, Justin is back to reclaim his pre-teen demographic!
Does he provide Worldwide Services?
I did the half tuck in junior high. Except you tucked in the front, pulled it out just sooooo and then let the back hang out. SO awesome.
@Hamsterpants: He gives me the same feeling and no, that does not make you a bad person.
By the way, I think he mistook bringing sexy back with bringing douchebaggery back, but that never left either.
The newly reddish hair and eyebrows are scaring me. Did someone give him another movie role?
@Meg: I think that's what he really looks like, the blond was the lie.
for douching on the run.
He makes me want to smack him and fuck him all at the same time.
@lisas: This ginger refuses to claim him as one of us.
Check out the belt. My bf wears black and brown together because he doesn't know any better.
Justin Timberlake wears black and brown together because it's "in." The half-tuck is definitely on purpose.
Want. That. Jacket.
Bringing slobby back.
I just want to smack your faaaaace, yeah yeah yeah...
yeah, why do people find him attractive again? He just makes me want to sing: "I just want to slap you in the face, yeah yeah yeah"...
@There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox: damn double post!
Looks like he took that untucked style inspiration from a petualant 3 year old.
Never got the sex-appeal of this boy; then again my girlfriends were into Corey Hart; but, he was at least a little deserving of his sexiazation...eeks, I think I just aged myself again..dammit I hate when I do that..
@There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox: he was the "cute one" in n'sync... some girls never get over their crushes.
Oops, I think you meant:
Justin Timberlake: Wholly Stupid
Make sure you don't oops do it again.
(I crack myself up.)
@Hamsterpants:For me, the whole I wanna smack you Justin started when he tried to sport cornrows. OMG or is it cornrolls? I just went blank. Thanks Karma!
why on jezebel I live@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: how did I die on Gawker, do you know?
@BalknChain: help sweetie
I've seen kanye west, and david beckham do this.
I gave it a try, on the last week of my senior year in highschool and people thought I was original for doing something like this. It was actually just for lulz.
@bonebroke: I always thought Joey was the cutest one!
@chatterboxwriting: I think Teen Bop was in charge of the decision-making...
@Un Chien Andalou: I can't comment on Gawker either! Ian just wrote back saying I wasn't blockedor anything and that there must be a glitch. I tried to post this as my attempt and vent my sadness at comment disability.
Rage Against the Dying Comment
My venomous words
hung in the air
boiling and roiling
coiling and toiling
happiness spoiling
ever tumbling and twirling
grumbling and swirling
the sarcasm hair-curling
tendrils of hell unfurling
hear me now night editor
horrid insult hurling
*at post subject matters, not the editors
post
@BalknChain:
quick while we trapped in this closet, make love to me. We shall live.
@Un Chien Andalou: I prefer a rough animal romp, grrrrrrrr. *crack* Taste the whip, Chien. I told Ian to come see us here since you had the same problem. We're also not feeding Ryan being over here :( I miss you Ryan!! Do you hear me? We're locked out of the house.
*crack* You like that don't you Chien, you naughty boy..
@Un Chien Andalou: hey, can you even get to your profile under Gawker? Or only under Jez?
@BalknChain: My comments seem to be getting eaten there too... I'll give it a few more shots and then alert the authorities. In the meantime, please not kill me Jezzies!
@ian spiegelman: I saw your test comment on the comment preview to the right of the Warhol post, but when you click for the jup it is not there..hold me Ian, it's geting dark...
@BalknChain:
I am subject to your needs BalknChain, but my desires.
I don't really care who watches but I expect and audience.
For you Jezzies who do not know me, befriend me at your peril and wit, your decency and ambition, your cleverness and tenacity. I am not afraid to be here among you, nor your enemy. Behold, the Andalusian dog
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@BalknChain:
only under Jez and I'm not complaining
@Un Chien Andalou: my comments are showing up just fine on gawker now... try again
@Un Chien Andalou: I feel so alone...or I'm just really exaggerating
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@ian spiegelman
@ian spiegelman: help!!
@BalknChain: what? what?
@ian spiegelman: I just saw the log in trouble post. Should I try logging out and then back in?
@ian spiegelman: Give Ryan my message in a bottle. WILSON!! I need a volleyball for effect. WILSON!!
@BalknChain: It couldn't hurt...
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Still doesn't work, tell 'em were heading to Fleshbot by Friday night.
Perhaps he's a bit ruffled up after a run in with the UPS man?
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@Un Chien Andalou: ha!! they'd probably intentionally block us
@BalknChain: for being to literate
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@Un Chien Andalou: really? you still can't comment?
@BalknChain:
loved your rage against the dying comment btw
@Un Chien Andalou: thank you for the compliment, love@ian spiegelman: nope
well, i gotta sleep... Balky, lemme know by email if the prob gets resolved... and if not alert Ryan and maybe bugs@gawker.com... but I am weak and sleepy... so g'night!