Having kids sends many couples into downward spiral of sadness. •Albena Danailova has been made the first female concertmaster (or leader of the first violin section) of the Vienna State Opera. • More Austrian news! Crazy-Dad Fritzl says he was aware he was abusing/raping daughter but wanted "lots of children." • The UK is trying to promote more women to join the aerospace sector. • Uh, duh: incontinence and other pelvic organ disorders can limit a woman's libido. • A 10-year-old gives birth and a Latino immigrant is arrested on rape charges. • Australia outlaws nipple and genital piercings for children under 16-years-old. • Women are more easily persuaded face-to-face while men prefer e-mail. • The Brits are trying really hard to persuade people! They claim that nagging also works. • The age-gap widens as men get older and marry younger women. • After Eight Bells, Jockey Panel plans to review thoroughbreds. • A woman files a claim against Norwalk, CT claiming dog poop ruined her family outing. • Asshole-of-the-day runs over and kills a 13-pound dog and then sues owners for damages to his car.

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