Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let talk about their big egos in front of a female-only audience. The audience reactions were so priceless — lots of disgust and appalled laughter — that today, one of you asked us to give the images the LOL treatment, an "offer" we couldn't refuse. The results, after the jump.





















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Oh, man. That last one is HARSH!
I'm all for white sans font as much as the next person, but lolcat text has to die eventually.
Bish plz is the greatest thing in the history of non-words.
"Nao she pours orange juice on cereal" made me LOL, then immediately feel guilty for laughing at senile dementia.
@wednesdaywolf: But completely necessary. And probably accurate.
Why are you hating on Grandma, man?
F---ING CLASSIC!
@Gundam_Halo: or not. Stop whining.
@Gundam_Halo: agreed but i will still love it
I looove the leash one.
"BISH PLZ" has me dying dying dying dying.
LOVE THE LAST ONE, way to read what the eyes are saying!!!
Yikes, LOLZ and punctuation jokes in one day. My brain is overloaded.
@Begorrah: Agreed. I am going to use it on all my business e-mails from now on.
@Gundam_Halo: But the great Macro is an inherent part of internets! You don't know the history! You're being glib!
Can someone please explain the non-words thing to me? I don't get it even though I see it on blogs all the time. When did this trend start? Why can't people just write using actual words? I'm not saying this to be disparaging, I just really want to understand where it came from.
My favorite: BISH PLZ.
The "Bish Plz" woman reminds me a little bit of Emily Blunt. Anyone else?
classic. i love it.
oh golly, "taste ov ma kitteh".
fucking beautiful.
bish plz!! sm yr the best.
BISHPLZ = my new car tag.
@tscheese: But Jezebel isn't 4chan.
I can handle Caturdays, but not everyday. Hence the name Caturdays.
Tears. Stifling laughter. Must hide from coworkers!
Pink sweater is my favorite.
@ElizaGray: May I direct you to wikipedia, circa "LOLcat"?
@ElizaGray: Stuff like 'I CAN HAZ UR...' and 'MY POKEMANS LET ME SHO U' was born via 4chan, which I suspect wouldn't be too well-received here.
Any of the -chans really.
@brookidy: solid. what would be your explanation to DMV. my husband tried 'assman' which was promptly rejected...he even told DMV he was a proctologist. geek.
dude, I'm making a T shirt that says BISH PLZ
@summerwheatley: Bishop Loses. Make it all about chess.
Is your husband Cosmo Kramer?
I love that we all love the same one. Bish Plz is an instant classic. Plus, her expression is priceless.
I wish it wasn't this easy to waste time at work.
YES!!! thank you so so so so much for taking up my request!!
I love you guys!!
[jezebel.com]
@Gundam_Halo: Yeah, because we don't believe in fun on Jezebel.
Or love.
@Gundam_Halo: Actually, LOL is a long time Jezebel favorite. I know you're new, but don't hate on our traditions.
@mbprice: Thank you so much! I feel so ill-informed when it comes to internet jargon. I'm not the most tech-savvy lady.
@Gundam_Halo: The Macro, properly speaking, originated on Somethingawful. (I was being a little facetious with my Tom Cruise remix there, and I kinda want to jump on some couches now, but that's neither here nor there.)
I don't love all the features on Jez, but I skip the ones I don't like. We do reserve the right to indulge in occasional levity.
Where do I send the bill for my (now) painful ribs? Excellent work!
These women's faces are just priceless. So made for LOL treatment. Hmm, I wonder if it will work on my family photos.
@Begorrah: I might have to change my avatar. Bish Plz just changed my life.
@sublimelazy:and i'm going to buy it.
Everyday, you guys just win a bigger piece of my heart.
Wait a sec. Is there something wrong with eating cereal with OJ? But I love Special K with OJ!
@tscheese: I know, but lolcat and pokemans exploded on 4chan. Even SomethingAwful disagrees with them now.
And as a member of SomethingAwful (thus a decider of all things funny on the internet), I must stand in opposition of them. I'm not saying DOWN WITH MACROS, just the lolcat/pokemans variations.
I don't mean to bring you girls down though. It's Thursday and I'm bored at work, and that combination usually brings the asshole out of me.
@Gundam_Halo: it will never die. NEVER!
have you not been witness to the glory that is LOLVogue?
I liken women who sleep with power tools like these guys to the women who marry prisoners on death row. Either way I just don't get it. There has to be something very, very wrong with them. No bullsh*t shield?
Plus I think we would all agree that there are woman out there like these guys. Usually pretty and they have some control over men that will make them to ANYTHING...wash their dog or car, pay bills, buy them crap...all while the woman is off usually sleeping with 10 other dudes. And pointing it out to the guy or girl who is falling for it doesn't do any good. I guess I chalk it all up to self esteem issues. Sad. Any yet it somehow makes me feel better about myself.
Killing me hardly with this post...
Slightly OT, but I checked out the wiki page, and saw that someone is working on a LOLCat Bible Translation--
Sample of style (sourced from chapters deemed by the site to be of "Final Draft" quality):
15 Okays den. Kittehs, u keeps praysin da Ceiling Cat, and tells othar kittehs u frindz wit Him. 16 Dont furget! U gotta do niec tings fur othar kittehs, and share ur cheezburgers and stufz wit kittehz who have nun. Dis maeks Ceiling Cat real happys.
- Hebrews 13:15-16 [3]
16So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?
- John 3:16 [4]
Sorry. CANNOT WAIT!
Also, I am a lame-o.
Bish plz is the greatest!! I so needed a laugh right now. pinkybella's grandfather is very very sick.
@Gundam_Halo: Dude, what are you doing here? They think we're a bunch of psychotic castrating hairy dykes over at SA. And maybe they're right ;>
@jenalicious: Ok, those and Caturdays are the exception.
@robot ninja spy: I just died from laughing. I am trying so hard not to roar with laughter at work right now with that one.
@robot ninja spy: I LOVE the Lolcat bible. I might contribute if I can. Now that I'm a high-falutin, drinkin', cursin', sexin' East Coast fucking dyke, I might as well put my 13 years of private Christian school to use. Hee!
@Hamsterpants: Do they? Maybe GBS, but that subforum is only good for weird news and photoshop