Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Allure magazine is the most confusing of all the American ladymags. Is it a beauty magazine? A fashion magazine? Both? Do people really still buy it? But what's even more confusing was the guest list for last night's NYC event celebrating the "Most Alluring Bodies": those of Hilary Duff, Katherine McPhee, Paula Patton, Carey Lowell, Olivia Palmero and Rachel Zoe. All these ladies and a few more (like Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler!) in the Good, the Bad, & the Ugly, after the jump.







The Good:

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

It's no secret that I'm gaga for potter Jonathan Adler and his husband, Barneys New York creative director Simon Doonan. Even though I would have never have guessed that Adler is the Big Pony type.

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

I have no idea what Katharine McPhee has done since American Idol, but she looks great here.

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Allure editor-in-chief Linda Wells looks smart in basic black.

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Sorry, but I am in love with Olivia Palmero's shoes.

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Paula Patton? Pretty!


The Bad:

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Andrew Saffir and Valesa Guerrand Hermes definitely have the best names of anyone at the event, but I just can't get behind a woman who lets a man wear a lemon sports coat.

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Dear: Carey Lowell: Has Richard done something to convince you that you should wear frumpy old lady clothes?


The Ugly:

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Is it just me, or is there something bad wrong with the way the top of Hilary Duff's dress is cut?

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Who is Nikki Anders and why is she wearing this? Best not wear a silver trash bag out on the town.

Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

Same goes for Rachel Zoe.

[Images via Getty.]