"Casanova Caveman" Paul Janka and "The Worst Person in the World" John Fitzgerald Page both appeared on Dr. Phil today for a show about men with huge egos. I, for one, would be shocked if either of these 'bags get laid anytime soon — if ever again — because they just let millions of women know just what giant tools they are. Here's the thing: It's not necessarily bad that Janka just wants to get laid, or that Page wants to date a "certain caliber" of women. It's the way they go about it that sucks. Dr. Phil caught Page — a man who complains about the lack of honesty women exhibit in online dating — in a lie about his age. And Janka's whole being is a huge front. The fact that he views sexual relationships as a game, in which he wins (which I guess makes the women he sleeps with the losers?), is insulting. Plus, he admits to eating Clif bars for "player power." Clip above, and after the jump, some priceless audience reaction shots.

A picture's worth 1,000 words. Check out some of these ladies' reactions shots.

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

Earlier: Paul Janka Did Not Rape Me Last Night