He looks very...rectangular and anno. I'm concerned.

Is that a Fry's? I went to one for the first time the other day and was incredibly confused and lost. That store is fucking insane.

Holy Sir Bones-A-Lot*, Batman!

*double entendre (snicker)

Waiting on the "Now Serving" number to change.

B&H! Stars, they're just like us!

good god i hope that is jsut a wacky angle

@NoDowdAboutIt: Me too. I've been to his shows. He used to be much larger than he appears in this picture.

Lurch!

Is he waiting in line for an old-man beard?

Actually, that looks more like Tekserve, the Apple service mecca in midtown. Looks too rough around the edges (the store!!!!) to be an Apple Store.

But nice to see that he's not always go the Genius Bar route...

WTF is up with the little top hat? He looks like he might break into the theme song from Cabaret.

He looks like he's wearing skinny, skinny shoulder guards. That boy needs a massage (ahem--from a large Swedish woman) and a cheeseburger, on the double.

Dude is shaped like a lego. Clasp hands and all.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: No, that's three blocks over, at the DMV.

Ba-dum-ching.

@funnyface: Yeah, when he was with J. Simpson, he had a beer bloat. Jen Aniston won't feed him!

He looks less douchey from this angle. I think it's because some of his douchenozzle is hidden.

Also: Douchebag.

Its like he is behind a skinny, headless guy.

He looks like he needs a cheeseburger. Stat!

"I'm looking for a neck, size male".

You guys are tres obsessed with pics of John Mayer lately.

I don't mind, of course, since he's my future hubby who doesn't know it yet.

<3
Jen Mayer

He's telling the guy...Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for

"What do you mean I'm only the 48th biggest douche here?"

Why is John Mayer's head no longer attached to his body? Is he auditioning for the role of Jambi???

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: FTW.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I think he's still waitin' on the world to change.

Whatever it is you ladies are trying to do to us with these pictures, one thing is for certain, I want to bone this man and I don't know why but I'm pretty sure it is YOUR fault.

@VocalLizzy: Nope, the guy behind the counter is wearing a clerk vest. And Terkserve is a little better lit than that.

But who knew he was so damn skinny?

@tscheese:

Let's be honest; he's still pretty douchey.

He is all sharp angles. His body is NOT a wonderland.

This pic represents everything I rejected after my liberal arts education.

JM is looking like my 16 yr old cousin who is going through an awkward stage and doesn't quite know how to carry his body...

@Macloserboy: Actually, I read an interview a while back where he's questioning why women find him attractive. He pointed out being tragically thin, having an over-sized, and (yum) his very bad backne. He's just skinny, sensitive guitar dude.

@NoDowdAboutIt:
I was so about to go there but you beat me to it

@stacyinbean: You do know where he's been right? Like where his junk has been. Just checking - keeping things in perspective for ya. kinds, sorta...no? not really. Oh alright bone him if you must.

@brookidy: But seriously, he didn't USED to be that skinny. He was a big guy, and now he looks scary.

Best interview though is the one from Rolling Stone where he's really high and saying weird stuff about wanting to watch people have sex, and how the thought of it is so hot that it makes him want to throw up.

That is a really weird angle -- it looks like his arms belong to that guy behind him, or the opposite, or whatever. Also, bad posture, but I'm guilty of it, too, so fight on, John.

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: I do have a hard time with the J. Simpson thing, but I'm such a sucker for this one I'm just going to have to do it.

And please, JM, drop your shoulders, you're hurting my levator scapulae just lookin' atcheh.

he's starting to look more and more like my boyfriend. Or vise versa? Either way. I'm pretty happy right now. :)

Still not as scary as International Male.

god how i detest him, and by him i mean his music, and the way he speaks, and his appearance. i wish jezebel wouldn't post him so often. :/

(am i really in the minority here?)

@funnyface: See, that is the kind of shit that makes me love him in spite of every fiber of my being telling me not to.

@stacyinbean: NOOOOOOOOO.
my frenemy is his tour magager and supposed BFF. They are both schmucks.

@CommaOverdose: No, you're not.

He is totally a Taltos. Anne Rice would be proud.

By golly, where is his body?! Surely, this is some sort of optical illusion/ camera trickery...Is it possible he's this narrow?
I believe this is B&H he's in.

1. Why is he channeling Billy Corgan? Next stop: Bald head?
2. It took me at least 30 seconds to realize that the white-sleeved arms belong to the man next to him.

@eleanorstrousers:

He is keeping his milk craving very well hidden.

I love John Mayer!

@CommaOverdose:
Well, Jesus doesn't like you so much.

optical illusion! wtf is going on here?

I really don't like his music but I think the mere exposure effect is making me like him more and more.Thanks, Jezebel and various other forms of popular media...?

That said, he looks Keira-scary here.

It looks like someone digitally added his head to the top of a wacky airplane seat.

I still don't understand why everyone thinks he's a douche.

Is this more photoshopping at work? He don't look right.

You don't have to worry about weighing three times your body, John.

(Seriously though. I hope this is a bad angle. My hot man is much more luscious than this.)

Please John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston get married and then go away (too much to ask for?).