A Wall Street Journal reporter was on the jury for the Uma Thurman stalker trial, and she wrote all about it. Sort of like 12 Angry Men, if that movie had included a Wife Swap editor and a "rock-show caterer." • Masha Markova, the fur-coat wearing victim of Lindsay Lohan's sticky fingers, was asked what she thinks LiLo's punishment should be. "She needs to go in the middle of the winter to Kazakhstan and milk goats for 2 weeks!" Markova told the Insider in an interview to air tonight. Markova then added, "Lindsay, keep partying!" • Mariah Carey wedding photo is here! Mariah looks...sedated, and new hubs Nick Cannon looks delirious. We want whatever they're on! [WSJ, Insider, People]

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