Kelly, Kelly, Kelly...matching your bag to your shoes is so 1975.

If you remove the 9,6 and J from the license plate, you'll get my sentiment on this dress/sweater combo.

I think she looks okay. It's nice to see her without the kabuki makeup.

She looks almost exactly like I look at 2am. Kelly, be my friend.

But damn we need her to chime in with her skincare routine!

I've always liked her top o'foot tats and want some so bad, but I'm not sure how it would look on a boy...

Dude, where's my car? I totally swiped this purse from Madonna in the 80's when I time traveled the other day after doing that line and now I need to stash it before she beats me down!

Its hard to look bad with such beautiful skin. I think she looks darling.

I love her. She's everything Rumer Willis wishes she could be.

Scrub off the makeup and she looks worse for wear? I respectfully disagree. And, my mom would love that purse.

Her skin is amazing. Much better without the make-up. But the dress/cardigan combo is very 1993.

The face: Beauty pageant blank
The outfit: Boca retirement home.

@hortense: Perfect comparison, and so very true.

Also I;ve never noticed how great her eyebrows are!

@es-ki-mo: Clever! I give her kudos for her macaroni song and flawless skin (Hello, you don't know me; may I join in from time to time?)

@biscuitdoughjones: Hah!!! Yeah, I thought that dress looked a bit like something form the Sophia Petrillo collection.

I wore this exact same thing to make a liquor store run the other day, except I wore Teva sandals.

The dorky river kind. I am klassy.

This is Kelly-fucking-Osbourne! She can rock whatever the hell she wants.

Dry Clean Only

I think she looks fantastic without the makeup mask.

It's like those suburban moms I always see who heard that metallic accessories were trendy and "work with everything." Yeah, not quite everything.

"Looks a little worse for wear"? Not seeing it. I think she looks just fine.

Um, I also thought that slamming someone for the looks was a Jezebel no-no. Is it only o.k. when a member of the "Jezebel Team" does it?

@Word salad: c'mon in ... the more the Jezzier.

I was going to judge the dazed look on her face, but that's pretty much what mine is like all day at work. Or when I'm looking into my future, which she may also be doing in this snapshot, who knows?

I heart her bag.

@winoforever: I'm hoping that the definition of "Worse for Wear" is "2 AM convenience store run", in which case, I WISH I looked this put-together for that sorta thing.

I know that face. In Alabama we call it, "do what now?".

@BAngieB: and yet matching your dress to your faded tats is so 2008.

Matching your dress to your foot tattoos is so Winehouse. So are the shoes. But Kelly, please give the woman the name of your dermatologist.

The foot tats are way unfortch.

@SkipToMyLou: jinx.

She lost herself on the way back from the nude beach, shivering underneath a thin slip of a cover-up, her damp skin clinging to the luxuriant, Aegean-colored fabric. Dark, moist tendrils whipped at her eyes, still heavy with all she'd taken in just before the sun slithered below the pulse of the horizon, how he'd throbbed before her as the tide rushed in, covering them both in tingling, salty spray.

Frightened, yet determined, she clutched tightly to her bag, knowing that it held...

(OK, someone needs to take it from here, for I am spent.)

I wish my skin looked that flawless/blemish-free when I'm "worse for wear".

@es-ki-mo: My pleasure, thanks!

@winoforever: Please to not be going there. We're just trying to have some fun. No pee-pee on the party, k?

@biscuitdoughjones: Huh? I'm sorry, but I don't hypocrite pidgin.

her skin is very nice, but the top of foot tattoos skeeve me. don't know why.

she's been dressing like a nut before sienna, lindsay, etc. and she's doing it without looking like a stick.

so yeah she can wear whatever the frig she wants. love her!

She kinda reminds me of that Agyness model.

@winoforever: [jezebel.com]
Read it and weep. If you don't know how to play Snap Judgment, don't comment on one.
Also, coming out of left field with the "hypocrite" label constitutes a "personal attack" and raises your banning profile. So, epic FAIL.

@Skinny Bone Jones: Say more poetry to me baby.

@winoforever: You sound cranky. Go take a nap!

I like this picture better than the one she took later that night flashing her snatch getting out of the car. Seeing fucked up celebrities fall of the wagon makes me strangely uncomfortable.

@SinisterRouge: But you have to put something in the bag first!

@Skinny Bone Jones: You're the poet babe!

Is she trying to have those foot tattoos lasered off? I don't remember them being so faded. Or maybe she puts makeup on them?

@Marscinema: The cell turnover and general wear-and-tear on areas like the feet and hands make them extremely poor areas for tattoo-placement. I know a lot of peeps with foot and hand tats, and they fade with the quickness.

@Marscinema: They fade pretty easily since during the spring and summer they're exposed to direct sunlight a lot. I love my foot tattoo: I've got to remember to apply sunscreen to it this year!

i just wish she was close her mouth. Open mouth breathing is not becoming.

@brookidy: dang, you beat me to it!

Phasers were set to stun.

I'm sure with the right camera-ready pose she'd look great in this. And yeah, if my skin looked like that, I wouldn't give a damn what anyone said about my clothes.

Are those Amy Winehouse's shoes??

She looks SO much like her dad. With her coloring, features, and bold clothes choices, she usually looks stunning in my opinion.

Been there, does that. And at least, she doesn't look vomit-stained like Pete Doherty.

i was in the same pub as her the night this was taken. she wore her sunglasses the entire time. in the dark.