No way that's Selma.

Nope, twohead = Selma. Is she drinking unsweetened lemon juice or something?

Sister's looking goo...er, like Lindsay with dark hair.

Short sleeves/wool cap.

Los Angeles, you confuse me.

Oh holy double-take!

If it's not her, I say we replcae the blonde Selma with this better dark-haired approximation. And then she and I can drink coffee together. And maybe make out a little a la Cruel Intentions.

@hortense: I can never figure out the temperature in LA based on celebrities outfits. Is it snowing? Slight chance of tornado? Warm? Fuck it, I'm checking the Weather Channel...

This is the exact same face I make when get that not-so-fresh "what? This isn't my half-caff double-shot vanilla chai latte no-whip extra-skim mochachino rotini radiatore breve!" feeling.

I feel your pain, Selma.

I like how celebrities find endless appeal in accessorizing with red string.

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: "And what's the deal with short -sleeved sweaters? What, your forearms are too hot but your shoulder are freezing? What's that about?"

Without Jerry Seinfed's observations, where would my sense of humor be?

"Oh, shit. I was supposed to drop OFF the urine sample and pick UP the coffee."

Too early for pee jokes? I got 4 hours of sleep last night. THANKS POLITICS!

@hortense: psst: off topic - we totally played nice in that thread too, once you were gone. Cuz we love you.

You can always tell Selma because her hairline starts in the middle of her forehead.

That has got to be Selma...look at the hairline.

@Macloserboy: whoa!

@hortense: It is never too early for pee jokes. EVER.

I sure don't feel full of piss and vinegar this morning, either.

(Selma stole all mine.)

She should have returned those glasses after Captain Eo was over.

@BowlingForDollars: I saw that! Many thanks.

Also: Selma Blair looks like a cross between Punky Brewster and Lindsay Weir in this picture, no?

That's a weird looking Starbucks cup. The Starbucks logo is green, not black. Are you sure it isn't another company with a similar-looking logo?

@Screwvenir: You, know I've got to start collecting on these jinx cokes....

@PetiteGal: I am totally ashamed to know this, but for some weird reason, Starbucks cups have been brown lately.

@PetiteGal: Maybe it's Tarbucks. Hyuk, hyuk.

Or Rachel Bilson?

@PetiteGal: They changed it up to launch their new Pike Place regular coffee.

@tscheese:

I guess they haven't changed their logo in Canada yet. I had a tall non-fat latte two days ago and I'm 99.9% sure I had a green cup.

@salmon.villa:

I was just thinking the same thing. Is it the Kabbalah Spring Accessories line?

@PetiteGal:
That's what they look like in Seattle now, and probably the rest of the west coast. It's the old logo from the original store in Pike Place Market.

And here I was thinking the Will&Grace Actress whatshername had a bad dye job.

*needs to get eyesight checked*

@Macloserboy: That's why I thought it WASN'T her, but then again I'm no connoisseur of Zappatistas.

@trikitixa: It's everywhere, at least in the US.

Because I'm sick, her sex scene in Storytelling cracks me up. The Sweetest Thing? Not so much.

I'm seeing a little Lohan in this..

Why is she reminding me of Salma Hayek a little bit?

@Macloserboy: @Screwvenir: I never noticed her hairline until right now! Holy cow!

It's a very Lohan morning, there n Selma's face. Now I ponder...does LiLo always look like she got a swallow of bad coffee?

She should really keep the pixie cut. It is so becoming on her.

I think it's Michelle Trachtenberg.

Georgina Sparks, is that chu?

@Macloserboy: Somebody had to say it! You just happened to say it nicer than I would have.

@MissCricket: and a fringe...

Why can't Brittany get those hair extensions instead?

@Macloserboy: My thoughts exactly.