
- "It was tough. I showered twice, I threw up a little bit in my mouth, but I did it." [Boston Globe]
- "I'll probably go in there and flip a coin." [Wash Post]
- What a surprise! Voters are primarily worried about the economy. [Yahoo! News]
- Obama won North Carolina, but everyone knew that would happen! [Wonkette]
- Clinton (probably) won Indiana, but everyone knew that would happen too! [WSJ]
- Clinton probably won Indiana because a lot of people in Indiana are really old. [MSNBC]
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